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Soul Most times cartoons tend to shy away from certain issues, soul doesn't and it presents those issues in the most relatable, fun and purposefully way

@MadProfitGuy 😂 😂 😂 😂 You won't understand until you start....

When I was about to start my first business, a carwash, I went online to research about the busines, and many of the information I saw was like this. Almost all the posts and articles I read said... The carwash business thrives best during the rainy season. Not until I started. This is one of such posts. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Verterex_Prop Imagine slamming into this bomb at 80km/h

That's not a speed bump, it's a nuclear bomb. Anyone who has used this road in Lagos before knows exactly what I’m talking about.

They don reduce the price small ooooo

Sometimes I see some car deals and I shake my head, cause tell me why you'll want to sell a 2007 Honda civic "manual" for 6m And I don't care how "clean" or "ac chilling" the car is It just doesn't make sense, selling a 19 year old manual car for 6m

Shawarma is that type of food that you'll only want to eat as "one wrap" Making you feel stuck between... I feel okay but I never full The day you decide to order and eat two wraps of shawarma, you'll get fed of it midway

@frosh_tiana It is crazy.... Mini flat of 1.8m!!!!

I called an agent about a mini flat I saw in Ilupeju. He said: Rent – 1.8m Agency – 300k Legal – 300k Caution – 200k Service charge – 150k Omo, house hunting in Lagos is crazy 😭😭 Other fees are over 50% of the rent?? You people should fear God now, haba 😭

@JuicegawdinPriv @Enii_oluwa Some final destination type of shiiii

Imagine this shit malfunction and just twist your head all the way around 😭

@ibn_wittig @John_binho You forgot to add the possibility of an alien invasion

You won't be dragged. You only need to be educated. If we never explored the space we'd have: - No satellites, no GPS (maps, Bolt/Uber, delivery tracking affected) - poor weather forecasting, storms come with little warning - Limited global communication, weaker TV, internet, and live broadcasts - Harder to track hurricanes, floods, and wildfires - Weak climate monitoring - No reliable asteroid detection systems - No chance of colonizing other planets - No “backup plan” if Earth faces a global disaster - Humanity stays permanently Earth-bound Among others.

RT @1ssve: Adulting is so strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

@Brightsince20 Toh....

@DudeRodri Unilorin

The first time I played GTA on PS4, I didn't go to lecturers for 2 weeks,my coursemates thought I had left school 😂😂

@PROBLEMCHImky I hope you can pick the soap with your feet cause your date with the booty warrior for Kuje go smear gan

🚨 JUST IN: Nigerian business mogul and UBA CEO Tony elumelu has reportedly divorced his wife after a DNA test shows his 7 children doesn't belong to him.

@JORMUNGAND_rr Look at this insane reflex from Isack Hadjar from F2

@DudeRodri insane guy

Seeing F1 drivers playing this game will blow your mind

@Brightsince20 Brahhhh What school did you finish from

@DudeRodri Hisense 48 inches curved tv PS4 Dstv Spectranet Sound system TV console etc

The first time was about two months ago. I had just finished work, sitting alone in my car, listening to analysts break down that unfortunate comment by Jim Ratcliffe about immigrants “colonising” the UK. I remember gripping the steering wheel a little tighter than usual. It was not anger at first, it was fear. Proper, unsettling fear. My mind went straight to the future. To children I have and not even had yet. The thought that they could grow up here and still be seen as outsiders, still be targets of casual or even deliberate racism, was difficult to shake off. It felt like racism was creeping back into fashion, almost like a bad trend nobody quite has the courage to call out. That same day, a gentleman called into @LBC and shared that despite being born in the UK, he still has to use someone else’s name to front his business because he is Black. Imagine that. Born here, raised here, contributing here, yet still having to hide. If that does not make you pause, I do not know what will. I sat there thinking about my own life. I work hard. I pay my taxes, my National Insurance, even the IHS fee for an NHS I have barely used in over four years. I contribute not just financially but also intellectually, playing my part in building road infrastructure in this country as a civil engineer. Yet in that moment, none of it felt like enough protection against being reduced to a stereotype. And then the thought that really broke me came quietly. If Nigeria were properly developed and respected, perhaps I would not have to carry this kind of fear. When a country commands respect, its people often do too. You are seen as an asset, not a burden. An economic migrant, not a parasite. That was the moment the tears came. Not dramatic, just steady and honest. The second time was this morning. I was driving again, as it happens, listening to @ARISEtv, when I heard the strain in @ruffydfire's voice as he spoke about the Gen Mba situation, comparing it to how the United States went all out to rescue one of their own in Iran. There was something in his tone that stayed with me. It was not just reporting, it was pain. And I found myself asking a question that should never need to be asked. What is the value of a Nigerian life? How many have been lost in just a week, or even in the last few days, with barely a ripple of accountability? At some point, we all have to sit with ourselves and be honest about the country we want. We cannot keep bowing to systems that do not serve us, nor can we keep allowing ethnic and religious divisions to be used as tools against us. It is an old trick, divide and conquer, and frankly, we are too intelligent a people to keep falling for it. A tiny fraction of the population should not have this much control over the destiny of millions. It simply should not be so. Nigeria can be great again. Not as a slogan, but as a reality. But it will take all of us, in small and big ways, doing our part and refusing to look away. If this resonates with you, share it, retweet, or quote. Let it travel a bit. Sometimes, the right words just need to reach the right ears

@mykael_yuddy @JORMUNGAND_rr Yamero 😂 😂

I understand why you think space travel is impossible: your country is still struggling to provide its citizens with electricity.

Earlier today, i explored what I will refer to as one of the core concepts in logistics and supply chain management. “Transportation Modes”. Here’s a quick breakdown of what I learned: Types of Transportation: 1. Road 2. Rail 3. Air 4. Sea

@Brightsince20 Haha... Guy!

They can stream thousands of kilometers away from earth but cannot get network to transmit election results from anifowose local government

@maradesa_i Start from anywhere

@DudeRodri alottt, where do i start from

we’re all really mad in this Lagos.

I found the kitkat!!!!