Dyphorme

I am both the smartest and the dumbest person you've ever met (Nah I'm just a fucking idiot who happens to be a nerd)

Happy Friday folks.

Imagine announcing you’re going fully digital and while the world still hates you for it, your platform goes down for hours… rendering all digital games useless 😭

Chris Hemsworth took a blood test as a stunt for a TV show. The results said he is 8 to 10 times more likely to develop Alzheimer's. Every workout he has posted since is a brain protection protocol disguised as a fitness video. The test was for Limitless in 2022. The plan was to reveal his results on camera. Peter Attia, the longevity doctor running the bloodwork, saw two copies of the APOE4 gene, called the director, and refused to say it on film. Two copies is rare, about 1 in 50 people. One copy is common: roughly 1 in 4 carry it, and most never find out because almost nobody tests. So he rebuilt the routine. Less heavy lifting, more endurance and cardio, because cardiovascular fitness is one of the strongest levers an APOE4 carrier can pull against cognitive decline. He started learning an instrument with Ed Sheeran because new skill acquisition builds cognitive reserve. He added deliberate solitude because chronic stress accelerates the exact pathology he is racing. His grandfather had Alzheimer's. He watched it happen. Then a camera crew handed him the genetic receipt. The man with the most photographed body on earth is training for the one organ nobody can see.

Megagiant 'oof' in both cases 😂

Bored at work. Ready to follow people back or block them. No in between.

This lad playing bagpipes over the Muslim call to prayer is exactly how you preserve your culture. Stand unapologetically for your own heritage. Never allow Islam to erase generations of your history and identity.

Truth.

POV: “Girls when they accidentally kiss” vs “Boys when their hands accidentally touch”

Friendly reminder: never share a spa with Ashley Webb 😭

The entire rap industry ever since USAID got defunded:

In the south EVERYONE drinks sweet tea.

@StackEmUpAgain @TheOfficerTatum The way he looked as if he thought the guy may come to. Then flicked his wrist like fuck it. Probably should investigate if he has taken more dudes home and sailed off into the night to dispose of bodies.

@TheOfficerTatum That was straight up murder. He knocked the man out then threw him in the water in that state of unconsciousness. He is a sorry pos and needs a big Texas Live Oak limb to two step with.....

🚨 A Florida jury has convicted Kamal Padlowski, 52, of second-degree murder for the 2024 killing of Melvin Jimenez. Prosecutors said Padlowski knocked Jimenez unconscious during an altercation before throwing him off a dock. He now faces up to life in prison.

Good for you Shelley… good for you…

Grow the fuck up.

@frozenaesthetic @JonnyMicro Mines more like a door mat and then a thin red carpet down hallway.

@JonnyMicro Some is alright Just not a carpet

Hairless chest 🤤

Wait... Shiloh was found guilty of naughty words, but the guy she said naughty words to raped a 16 year old girl and got away with it?? I can't take this shit anymore. Burn it all down.