Jon 🔬

I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020

@caesar_pounce Not as great as previous efforts, we can workshop

Do you pronounce it "impious" or (incorrectly) "impious" 🙄?

@InfiniteOrb @Hmitchell Fuck I hate this list

@Hmitchell @JonnyMicro Hold up—was Stelter the FIRST person you added to AMAZING BELLYBUTTONS??

I need @Hmitchell to explain himself right now

@TheMiddleborne @Hmitchell You don’t know, SLUT

@JonnyMicro @Hmitchell Finally

@GenXWolf @Hmitchell Oh wait Never mind This is Israel’s problem now 😎

@GenXWolf @Hmitchell By whomst. Who did this. Called me out as if they, themselves, have never, in a fit of agony, ecstasy, rage, panic, or intellectual honesty, maybe pooped themselves after trusting a fart

Thank you, Hamish 😊

@Hmitchell @GenXWolf Me when I’m trying to attract single moms and Hamish DELIBERATELY UNDERMINES my mission, given to me by God

@JonnyMicro @GenXWolf You’re welcome ☺️

@Hmitchell @GenXWolf The gays will never leave me alone after this. Fuck you

@JonnyMicro @GenXWolf

@Amer1can_Barbie I can already tell you’re better off fucking a mayonnaise jar 😒

Night y’all 😘

@Hmitchell @Jexxie I don’t LIKE EITHER I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING I GUESS

@JonnyMicro @Jexxie Likes Chewbacca anus, but hates bellybuttons?

Do you prefer an introverted anus or a chatty anus?

@GenXWolf @Hmitchell HOW DOES HE KNOW I HAVE A GREAT NAVEL. MAYBE IT’S MORE DISTENDED NOW hamish show me the documents

@GenXWolf @Hmitchell Mf you PROUD OF THIS??

@Starlakitty MINE? 😩 ngmi

@JonnyMicro I didnt see yours my bad. Fire tweet lol.

Lmao.

@cactusncookies She died in 2014, so I think about how she shaped me all the time

My mom is a widow & I’ve been thinking how she goes to church and sits alone week after week. For Mother’s Day I’ve decided to make the drive out there & sit with her for church rather than buy her something she doesn’t need. What are you doing for your mom?

@ImNotMandie Love you Mandie

@Hmitchell Is this list for gooning or for something else wtf

@JonnyMicro You’re in good company.

@Hmitchell H U H

@JoanneMason11 I hope for what you have one day

@JonnyMicro I almost passed out laughing, he's usually so reserved.

Last night... Mr. Mason: Let's go sit on the beach and make out Me: It's midnight, 50 degrees, and raining Mr. Mason: We have our love and your boobs to keep us warm Me: Fair enough

Like just cuz I’m on the list doesn’t mean you can see it?