Emma Kershaw

brasseriezedel.com/events/ I'm back @CrazyCoqs Tues Nov 9th with the full band! @voxtet @andypask1 @petecallard. Wonderful band, questionable jokes and possibly some virtuoso kazoo playing...#karencarpenter #thecarpenters

"This hatred gradually developed from ideas, words...it took time" That's where we are right now 'ideas, words'. Don't underestimate it.

@Peggy_Riley A host of short stories could be written about each find. Fascinating!

@SoozUK GUILTY

@Sal_87 😂

@gjbic Have a wonderful time! X

@Baddiel It is brutal but necessary reading.

A copy of this has arrived and I am humbled that my name is on the same book as Levi’s.

@bexi3 This is absolutely bloody brilliant ☺️

I bloody loved Happy Valley, but this is a hilariously accurate summary 😂

@Sal_87 I can think of a few more things 😉xx

@hannahinabucket @GinaMurrayWoman @MazzWoman Fabulous! Congrats lovely 💐

last night was a little full circle moment - the first time I was at The Pheasantry I saw my 3 idols perform and last night I performed on the stage myself! The world works in mysterious ways! Remember seeing you here so well - @GinaMurrayWoman @EmmaWoman @MazzWoman ❤️

@Baddiel Good to see the sausage as a breakwater for the baked beans.

The terrible bleakness of the breakfast plate after you’ve started cooking a Full English but haven’t checked whether you’ve actually got any eggs. Or whether your fucking teenage son has eaten then all. At 2 o clock in the morning.

@MichaelRosenYes I was Emmale to my grandparents.

I love when when the topic or grammar in our Yiddish class is like a tide that washes over something my parents or grandparents used to say and carries it forwards. Today: diminutives. It was how my grandmother called me 'Tattele' (literally, 'little dad' meaning, little chap.)

@nsloudesign Of course. Was merely thinking the unkempt hair style and knowing look...

@EmmaWoman @Baddiel Must be 30yrs out Emma with the black on white. A young goth starting out on Bowie, Bauhaus and Fields of Neph ??

Me, circa 1986. Might try this look again soon.

@TracyAnnO @FreefromTorture Neither her nor her predecessor have any. Maybe that's why they were hired.

@FreefromTorture Awful response . At least show empathy

BREAKING: a Holocaust survivor just confronted Suella Braverman to say: your hateful language has consequences

@Gileygoose @UKChange Signed

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What he said… Kudos @simonpegg twitter.com/HFeddieHF/stat…

Rishi Sunak Imaginary Maths Imagine if his wife paid back tax she dodged by opting for non dom status while he was Chancellor=£21m Then 3,000 nurses now paying £7,000/yr in tax each =£21m could have that in their pay packet this year instead IMAGINE THAT theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

You total ignorant arse, perfectly setting up kids to ditch FE. I was thrilled to dump maths at 16 & do A levels in things I was actually good at before becoming an #actor . Incidentally, the creative industries brings in around 60 billion a year #RishiSunak #RishiMaths

@BenPapworth @AnnaJaneCasey Un fucking real woman. Incredible 😍😍😍

@CatherineJBott @keridavies @SusieRids Hapy new yer to you tu. Shame mor yungsters havnt hurd of the geenius that is Molesworth chiz chiz

@EmmaWoman @keridavies @SusieRids Any fule kno that he is essenshul reeding - glad to find a kindred spirit, Hapy New Yere from me and Hendo!

NYD23: did nuthing (apart from 3 hr live radio show), mucked about #aspernigelmolesworth. NYD+1: prepped 2x3hr shows, then ironing with #TheArchers & can confirm that @keridavies and team are on top form, as is @SusieRids and her Ambridge fam. This is the year of the Horrobins.