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Holding a Burger King bag on the skytrain; standing as if I don’t exist.

Yep, bill maher murdered his monologue again this week

@zerohedge This simply shows a revert to trend spending rate

Game over

@blakemo66 Or diet baha blast

Bus is free on New Year’s Eve, awesome! An another note, wish my family answered my texts

@Liamrobs4 💯. That feeling is pure gas no cap.

being cozy and eating soup while it’s cold as hell outside is actually a top tier feeling

When does craft beer stop being craft beer? Some of these craft beers are looking like beers to me.

@tamler My roommate’s test. His room is so damn clean.

wtf

December 9, 2022. The date I learned that AI was the future.

White Lotus is the funniest show, no cap just facts.

@TELUSsupport I did get help yesterday, it just looks like the line was cut off errantly. Strike 1 Telus 😶 Thanks for reaching out.

@ExeMalcolm Hi there- I'm sorry for the delayed response. Did you manage to get in touch with an agent? How can we help?

@KatieRink1 @TheAnneHamilton Very worth it

@TheAnneHamilton @ExeMalcolm Can’t go wrong! Except sometimes it’s too much cream.

Interested in trying an espresso martini for the experience, is it worth it?

If we band together, we can enact real change. It’s important to do well by our country. chng.it/MYZvhZy5

He was probably one of those robber barons back in the day.

@Zanisthecoolest @elonmusk Bro doesn’t like free speech?

Me tweeting my deepest thoughts into the void as @elonmusk destroys this website

Went to a spin class. They gave us glow sticks and we humped stationary bikes for 2 hours. Is this the new exercise?

Sorted 30 recycling items on the VanCollect app.

@Zanisthecoolest Does any local joints sell triple double spicy Crunchwrap supremes?

@ExeMalcolm You should reconsider your consumption habits; think local act global

Business people: Opening a Taco Bell in the greater Vancouver area would be a near risk-free way to make a boatload of cash. This would exploit a total market gap. The fact that there’s no locations violates every principle of economics.