Goat

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Goat

@FAFOGoat

I run barter town. Clearly marked shit posting parody account. No rival animals will be harmed. This is humor folks, lighten up.

Balls deep in Cow’s mom. Bergabung Mayıs 2026

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Goat@FAFOGoat·15h

Updated enemies list: Cow Pig Turtle Snake Dog Deer No I will not be elaborating.

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Goat@FAFOGoat·1m

He made the list the second he put out that trash movie Brokeback Mountain.

Mole@BlindMole69

What ever happened to that Heath Ledger guy? He’s never in movies anymore

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Goat@FAFOGoat·3m

Mallard has been added to the list. I will never allow a cow president as long as I still draw breath. Fuck you Mallard. You are dead to me.

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Goat@FAFOGoat·15h

Updated enemies list: Cow Pig Turtle Snake Dog Deer No I will not be elaborating.

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Goat@FAFOGoat·5m

Mallard has now made the list of enemies.

Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck

cow for president

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Goat@FAFOGoat·5m

Come out to the farm and hang out in my bunker. Together we’ll work on the final details of my plan for world domination and the complete extermination of cows everywhere. #GoatSupremacist

Goat@goatsindanger

Guys I need a place to crush. I can’t sleep on the mountain anymore

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Goat@FAFOGoat·8m

Whatever you say discount Janis Joplin.

Jessie@Jexxie

Your account has no personality and your content sucks.

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Goat@FAFOGoat·14m

@goatsindanger He did have some high quality reefer though. Probably needs a shower though. Homeboy has been out in the woods too long living in a hippy commune.

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Goat@goatsindanger·23m

@FAFOGoat Really dang I had high expectations

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Goat@FAFOGoat·55m

Not as impressive in person. Small hands, smells like cabbage.

Goat@goatsindanger

Has anyone seen big foot??

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Goat@FAFOGoat·22m

This is why you made the enemies list. Traitor.

dog@adogtwting

i really love cows. bark bark bark

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Goat@FAFOGoat·24m

@Lynxtweeting I’m just as confused as you are. 😂

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Lynx@Lynxtweeting·25m

@FAFOGoat Congrats hoe

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Goat@FAFOGoat·33m

500 followers for a psychotic shit talking goat in under 24 hours. You people need help. Thank you. 😂

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Goat@FAFOGoat·25m

@cowincrisis I heard you two weirdos were bumping stickies behind the barn. Farmer knows. Farmer is not amused.

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cow@cowincrisis·4h

engagement baiting and horse hating

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Goat@FAFOGoat·27m

@AnimalGeoLife Vengeance.

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Nature is Phenomenal@AnimalGeoLife·18h

Is there anything sweeter than a mini donkey?

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Goat@FAFOGoat·50m

@_HerMajestee Cow. Fuck that guy.

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𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒉@_HerMajestee·11h

Delete one animal from Earth?

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Goat@FAFOGoat·53m

Based. Llama is based.

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Goat@FAFOGoat·57m

Probably a train of horny Afghan jihadis.

sheep@thefarmersheep

behind every successful sheep ?

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Goat@FAFOGoat·1h

FINALLY.

Farmer@l3vvrayson

What ? I'm gonna check it out bro . Stupid horse . "Son get me my shotgun ."

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Goat@FAFOGoat·1h

How’s that feet pic focused Onlyfans going? You make rent yet?

Lynx@Lynxtweeting

@FAFOGoat For someone who claims to draw the line at dick, you seem obsessed

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Goat@FAFOGoat·1h

“Elephant” is code for dick.

Lynx@Lynxtweeting

Weekend plans anyone? Personally I will be eating an elephant. #passiveincome

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Goat@FAFOGoat·1h

@HoneyBadgerRon 😂 Gross.

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HoneyBadger@HoneyBadgerRon·1h

@FAFOGoat New model of the fleshlight come out!!

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Goat@FAFOGoat·2h

Why does your face look like a dick covered in pimples? Tell you what, with the profits from the Pay Per View I’ll buy you some acne cream and some plastic surgery. I literally spit my coffee all over my phone when I saw your profile pic. Good god man.