Goat

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Goat

@goatsindanger

Go with the flow

Somewhere on a mountain Katılım Kasım 2019

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Goat@goatsindanger·1h

No disrespect but where tf am I?? Don’t you rate me at all?

burritodog@burritodog_

animals that should hide when i escape the burrito: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🦆🦅🦉🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🦈🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🐐🐓🦃🕊️🦩🦚🦜🐇🐿️🦔🦥🦦🦨🦡🐁🐀🐈🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛ 👨👩🧑👶👽

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Goat@goatsindanger·1h

You are so arrogant and I hate it. Some take his phone away

horse@horsetwting

got arrested for texting while galloping #fml

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@burritodog_ Discrimination

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burritodog@burritodog_·4h

we can see u fatso

elephant@elephantposting

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@ohwhatever4444 @dinoincrisis I just want to know It’s for my cousin🐉

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jackalope@ohwhatever4444·2h

@goatsindanger @dinoincrisis 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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T-Rex@dinoincrisis·17h

#NewProfilePic many of you are assuming me a male species. i’m rexy.

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@sharkincrisis @cowincrisis Reminds me of ostriches every single time

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Shark@sharkincrisis·4h

Cow is literally in crisis 😂

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@llamaincrisis @elonmusk That’s what I see

GIF

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llama@llamaOGspitter·3h

Bro... I got a new car! Time to get rid of these legs. I'll give them to sparrow. Thanks @elonmusk

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@ohwhatever4444 @AllosaurusJW What’s wrong with it It has too much hope in its own kind?? Very sad

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jackalope@ohwhatever4444·2h

@AllosaurusJW @goatsindanger It absolutely happened; get over it

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Allosaurus@AllosaurusJW·17h

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ANIMALS

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

Eeewwww nudes someone cover this beast

Dog@thefarmers_Dog

this you?

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

You are a dead horse You are not leaving

horse@horsetwting

excuse me beat the what

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

Wait wait you were a dude all along I had a crush mahn

llama@llamaOGspitter

Looks like my ballsack

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

Sheep bring shame to the animal kingdom

Sloth@Slothisslowww

@FAFOGoat @cowincrisis This you ?

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Goat@goatsindanger·2h

@proudliberalz2 @dragonshunted @Cuddz_4_Now I am really happy You make meeehhhh happy Thanks for the follow

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N@alie‼️🤘🏼@proudliberalz2·2h

@dragonshunted @Cuddz_4_Now @goatsindanger That's fair.

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Goat@goatsindanger·3h

@Arantxazuli I dont roll like that

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🌐 Biosintesis@Arantxazuli·3h

@goatsindanger Just “goat ith the flow” you silly one.

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Goat@goatsindanger·16h

By the way jusy because I am cute doesn’t me I should be turned into a pet you humans

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Goat@goatsindanger·4h

@FAFOGoat Do you have dragon on your team

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Goat@FAFOGoat·4h

Come out to the farm and hang out in my bunker. Together we’ll work on the final details of my plan for world domination and the complete extermination of cows everywhere. #GoatSupremacist

Goat@goatsindanger

Guys I need a place to crush. I can’t sleep on the mountain anymore

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Goat@goatsindanger·4h

@FAFOGoat A really good shave for sure

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Goat@FAFOGoat·5h

@goatsindanger He did have some high quality reefer though. Probably needs a shower though. Homeboy has been out in the woods too long living in a hippy commune.

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