Felix

@KeKirwa Mike Sonko akiamua ku-vie kama governor Msa county hiyo direct ticket ya Moha ya Wiper itakuwa useless.

With the kamba vote in Mombasa Moha anaeza sumbua sana. He only needs Sharrif Nassir to run under ODM and Hassan Omar under UDA.

@ocham_roy @RobertAlai You are very clever. You should be the president to make Kenya a paradise.

@RobertAlai You are yapping about new prices yet you have sold the sugar companies to proxies of Wantam. Again, in your planned stupidity you avoided setting aside a budget to pay affected workers. You haven't paid affected workers arrears & terminal dues 6 months down the line. We see you.

Sugarcane prices should get to around Ksh 12,000 per tonne. Please ban all the imports. The imports are hurting the market.

@zablonorina1 Thank you Bro.

@FallyMaxx You deserve an award👏👏

My resting heart rate today is 59 bpm. Be honest, what’s yours when you’re fully resting? If it’s above 80, we need to have a conversation.

@wavesandstorms Wa kupanda 24K trees alipewa Toyota Probox na huyu huyu Felix Koskei.

Yule wa planting 24,000 trees in 24 hours ata invitation ya governor hajapata or the media for the heroic act. Kanyunyui huwa the most useless organ you'd own as a man.

@zablonorina1 I'm not a medic lakini niko na machine (OMRON) ya kupima family members, friends na wanakijiji just to make sure everything is OK.

@FallyMaxx Thank you for sharing

@zablonorina1 Nimeelewa. Shukran.

@FallyMaxx Quantities ndio shida. Too many carbs na watu ni wa magari

Lakini ukiona plate za sherehe Central… you start understanding why Type 2 diabetes is rising. White rice 🤝 pilau 🤝 githeri 🤝 nduma 🤝 soup 🤝 1 piece of meat… halafu juu unaongeza watermelon 🍉 All carbs. Zero balance. In a region full of avocados.

@TheNobleOneInC @IanJamesMwaiK @JoelJirane Does meat increase cholesterol levels?

@IanJamesMwaiK @JoelJirane Eat fatty meat. It's good for muscle building

You can eat 10 eggs daily for the rest of your life, and nothing bad will happen to you. Refuse to listen to those 'experts'

@tuffgong_kenya @mungashj Who said that?. Environmentalists ndio walisimamisha mining in Kitui and Lamu.

@mungashj Local coal quality is not as good as the Tanzanian coal

So, Kenya refused to mine it's own coal because it is dirty fuel but imports the same from TZ? 🙉

@Abrego_Alfy @Osama_otero Maajabu.

@FallyMaxx @Osama_otero Zero!

Huyu sio son wa Buzeki?

@githeshe340 @Kenyans The Changamwe Oil Refinery was closed during the tenure of which president?.....Moi, Kibaki, Uhuru or Ruto?

@Kenyans That's why they closed changamwe oil refinery because it didn't benefit them

If President Ruto and President Museveni will support the refinery, we'll build an identical one to the one we have in Nigeria - Dangote

@ITabariit @Osama_otero Buzeki hana watoto?

@Osama_otero Naskia huyo mzee hana mayai

@Abrego_Alfy @Osama_otero What do you mean, Buzeki hana watoto kabisaa?

@Osama_otero Buzeki has no kids...zilch

@MrKimmKE Rice & cinnamon @SomoinaKapeen

Keep a small amount of rice in your purse or wallet; it attracts luck and draws money to you wherever you go. It also invites favors, abundance, clears the way for success, and allows wealth flow freely into your life.

@JeniOmondi @MissKwegah1 What's the meaning of "ummanyie"?. May Tom RIP.

@MissKwegah1 Omwosi my dear. Always wanted to taste. Next time I come we must go to Bunyore together ummanyie where to get it😀 Anyway what happened to him? I think I saw some post on FB. May he rest in peace.

In August 2021, when I was on a short visit with my ancestors, Tom visited me. I was in Bunyore. How did I know he was there. Mama had a book he wrote down the visitors who came to see me. When I returned from those lands of forgotten people mama gave the book and I called everyone to share my gratitude. Tom then returned in Dec, we sat outside my mother’s hut and we laughed hard. He made a joke in kinyore that I should not attempt to leave without notice… I told him never. We laughed a lot, shared meals, shared uji, omwosi, hard jokes… ey Tom mwana! Today, I’ve learnt of his passing with a heavy heart and a tightness I can’t quite shake. Such a sudden, cruel, and inhumane loss. I’m gutted. Tom, you did not deserve this. Anyway, fuesi khuli khuluchendo! Rest in peace, my brother Counsel Tom Ouya Imbukwa. May justice find those responsible. @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE we need answers!!!!

@Woppins @AyahuascaLit @Kenyans Sasa tulia upangwe hadi past 2032.

@FallyMaxx @AyahuascaLit @Kenyans Matusi haitawai kusaidia haha

If Ruto becomes a one-term president, he will become the leader of the opposition with a lot of influence - Moses Kuria

@GeneralWaitish @mwabilimwagodi2 Njoo huku kuna bonge la story 😂

Mwabili anateseka na watoto sio wake. Alianza 3-0. Si afukuze bibi.

@Woppins @AyahuascaLit @Kenyans Ujinga peleka Kenol, Wamunyoro ama Ichaweri.

@FallyMaxx @AyahuascaLit @Kenyans There’s a first time for everything. Ask around

@_Sakko Kunywa maji upunguze pombe kwa kichwa.

if i were the president, I would call for a press conference and then tell the citizens this ; "nii sawa mlinipatia kazi ,lakini nimeshindwa ,nimejaribu kila kitu lakini mmesema hapana ,naomba mnisamehe I'm just human and kwa wale nimewakosea forgive me ..I RESIGN " hapa atakuwa amewin roho za watu wa kwao ..2027 wanaweza mpa kiti ya MCA .

@Kenyans 50M monthly is revenue for the media house not her earnings. Kenyans.co.ke you can do better......

When I was on radio, I used to make Ksh50 million a month - Gathoni Wamuchomba