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Fast Jack

@FastJackSR

I’m probably not the right person.

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Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@ChinatowndJake Programmed to kill is like the necronomicon. You should have to take a schizophrenia test before they can legally sell it to you
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Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@SojuConnoisseur @T_Raffety @TukiFromKL Again if noncitizens are not subject to the jurisdiction of the US then we have no legal authority to charge any noncitizen with anything. Foreigners either are subject to our laws and eligible for the 14th or they aren’t
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Adam Hintz@SojuConnoisseur·
@FastJackSR @T_Raffety @TukiFromKL It's so exhausting. No, Maduro is under US Jurisdiction as an indicted criminal for narco-terrorism charges. The indictment carries a lot of weight here, but you're showing you're allergic to facts.
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Tuki
Tuki@TukiFromKL·
🚨 Do you understand what SCOTUS is about to decide? in 1857, the Supreme Court ruled that Black Americans... even those born free on American soil.. could never be citizens.. it was called the Dred Scott decision.. one of the most shameful rulings in legal history.. it took a Civil War and 360,000 Union deaths to fix it.. in 1868, Congress passed the 14th Amendment.. "all persons born or naturalized in the United States are citizens".. no exceptions.. no asterisks.. they wrote it that way on purpose.. so no government could ever again decide who counts as American on this soil.. it has stood for 156 years.. Trump signed an executive order trying to end it.. not a constitutional amendment.. not an act of Congress.. an executive order.. and SCOTUS is about to decide if that's allowed.. here's what nobody's saying out loud.. this isn't about immigration.. if a president can override the 14th Amendment with an executive order.. there is no amendment a president cannot override with an executive order.. one executive order just did what the Confederacy couldn't.
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BREAKING: SCOTUS is about to consider upholding President Trump’s birthright citizenship executive order.

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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@SojuConnoisseur @T_Raffety @TukiFromKL So we’d have to send Maduro back right? And if someone from a hostile regime enters the country and kills someone the best we could legally do is send them back to their home country and I guess declare war?
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Adam Hintz
Adam Hintz@SojuConnoisseur·
@FastJackSR @T_Raffety @TukiFromKL Yes, correct. We'd fast-track them for deportation to be housed, fed, and clothed by the judicial system of their home country. You're unironically starting to get it.
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@SojuConnoisseur @T_Raffety @TukiFromKL If noncitizens are not “subject to the jurisdiction thereof” that would mean the SCOTUS ruling that US law does not apply to noncitizens. The government would have no authority to try any noncitizen for crimes
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Adam Hintz
Adam Hintz@SojuConnoisseur·
@T_Raffety @TukiFromKL *subject to the jurisdiction thereof* I don't know if more than 2 words is just uniquely hard for you... but you gotta read the WHOLE sentence.
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
Kick streamer “Clavicular”, was arrested after mag dumping a gator in Florida. 📸: @TMZ
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Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 Have a nice night man, genuinely. I hope one day you’ll be able to look back at your online presence and not recognize the person you see
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This man lives across the street from a store where he frequents all the time. On this day he went in for a quick run. Immediately he was stopped by security asking him to leave and saying he was banned from the store. After they pressed the workers a little for more information and seeing the picture of the person, it was clear that they look nothing alike. They got the wrong person. They concerned him when it was three people circling him like a criminal. What would you do if you were falsely accused of theft and destruction of property, with this level of incompetence would you bother going back?
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024

This man went shopping for something nice for himself as a splurge. He goes into the mall and heads to the Coach store. After he purchases an item in front of these workers, when he walked out with his item, the security system beeped at him. They then reported him for shoplifting and he was detained and arrested. He then goes back to the store to ask for management info because they had falsely accused him, they even keep smirking and smiling even as he asks for the info for the managers. What should happen to people who falsely accuse customers of theft?

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Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 Jesus man… I know this is all a bit to rage bait people but like this is really sad. Please do some self reflection for your own sake. There are healthier ways to find joy.
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Mostly Peaceful Jogger@_meme_bots·
@FastJackSR @khemanan @gotrice2024 It’s more pathetic you don’t understand what a rhetorical question is and are so emotionally triggered by it. 😂 It’s hilarious that you’re so upset and probably sitting there cursing up a storm talking shit to yourself. Probably wish bad things happened to me huh?
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 Again it’s incredibly pathetic how much stock you take in the rage baiting man. Get a hobby. Go fishing or something. Sitting on your bed and kicking your feet at the thought of how mad people must be at things you tweet is really sad
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 And people answer because they want you to articulate that point instead of hiding behind the plausible deniability of a rhetorical question.
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 They’re answering to mock you because it’s a nothing statement which only communicates a vague disdain. You seem really invested in the idea that everyone must be so triggered by you when it seems like people think you’re dumb and pathetic
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Mostly Peaceful Jogger
Mostly Peaceful Jogger@_meme_bots·
Again, rhetorical question, didn’t need to be answered and the ones that were emotionally triggered are probably the ones with pronouns in their bio. If you wear makeup, it’s OK, I asked the rhetorical question, but because it was a rhetorical question, I already knew the answer why. It’s obvious, he’s gay 🤷‍♂️
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 Holy projection lmao. Everyone knows what you’re implying which is why people are answering honestly because it’s very funny to watch you dance around just saying that men wearing makeup bothers you for whatever reason
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Mostly Peaceful Jogger
Mostly Peaceful Jogger@_meme_bots·
I guess you don’t understand what a rhetorical question is, and that’s OK, reading and comprehending context can be difficult for some people. But it’s not about having the courage to state my opinion, I’m definitely not worried about offending people. It was just a rhetorical question that obviously triggered you emotionally.
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 You’re welcome :) hopefully next time you’ll work up the courage to just state your opinion instead of retreating behind layers of irony
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Fast Jack
Fast Jack@FastJackSR·
@_meme_bots @khemanan @gotrice2024 You see in America they don’t make you do a genetic test to determine how you’re allowed to express yourself. It’s a pretty cool thing called freedom
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Charles
Charles@TopC1989·
@lexiophiliia @CoolestYe @denimneverdies Corporations and Israel fly your flags to lol. We'll just ignore how lgbt are statistically more likely to call police for minor conflicts and are more dependent on police than any other group in America
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