Diocletian

Let Go. Let Goat.

@TheWarMonitor Well I hope they weren't Trump voters. That would break my fucking heart.

A U.S. Army soldier reports to base with his new wife. ICE is waiting. She’s detained on site, despite being brought here as a toddler, having no criminal record, and actively following the process to become legal. “She got ripped away from me.”

@VanessaBNews Call 988.

I voted for our President 3 times, and I'd vote for him again and again and again.

@em_Lazzy That's pretty much the reason why we've come to this point. "CAN'T HAPPEN HERE"-by Sinclair Lewis. Try reading a book sometime. You might learn something.

I never expected the future to be this horrible when I was a child

@SW_PMA7 @ChrisMartzWX @ZainEDM Close your account then call a few mental hospitals. You are in crisis. There are people out there who want to help. You matter. YOU GOT THIS.

@ChrisMartzWX @ZainEDM You seriously believe NASA? 🤣🤣🤣

Another bad day for flat Earthers.

@RoyalIntel_ Trump fucks kids. Fixed it for ya. I have no reputation to protect.

Trump touches kids. That’s it. Have a great day.

@ZacksJerryRig Include a test for tertiary syphilis while you all are at it.

We should really test for lead poisoning before letting people run for public office.

@LucifersTweetz Funny, but why the fuck did they make Don sound like Fred Flintstone?

Damn. 😂

@LucifersTweetz Does this mean I get to eat the brown acid chips at Woodstock?

Blowing billions on a pointless war, sending people to the Moon, and the president’s a crook. Welcome back to 1969.

@Markfry809 But the guys who made A Serbian Film could come up with this shit.

A pedophile wants to nuke Iran. Not even Hollywood could come up with this kind of shit.

@Navsteva Fuck you, Ruskie.

Press conference ended. Trump has lost his mind.

@SkylineReport He's dumber than a second coat of paint.

Trump just claimed he could learn Spanish, move to Venezuela, run for president, and win — all because he says he picks up languages “very quickly.”

@buffys Blood thinners. That's where the bruising is coming from. The bruising they are painting over.

this was donald trumps hand today….

@SkylineReport NRO is thrilled that he said this, I am sure. 🙄

Trump just exposed sensitive sources and methods that could put future American service members at risk. He openly claimed the U.S. can detect something as small as a person’s head moving from over 40 miles away—and said that capability was used to identify the downed pilot.

Cassius and Brutus were heroes. Make of that what you will.

@StealthQE4 I just found it in my vegetable crisper. Anyone want this fucking thing? I'm only going to..............throw it away! Think of the starving children in China.

Trump has lost his mind 😂

@Nostre_damus MAGA does.

U.S. propaganda is getting silly Who believes this garbage?

Artemis : For the good of all humankind. Trump : let's nuke Iran and then give me my peace prize. . . . . Bit of a disconnect.

@Phil_Lewis_ So far away from Trump, the lucky bastards.

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II breaks Apollo 13’s distance record as humans travel farther from Earth than ever before.

@Markfry809 Because some dirty cocksuckers seem to be able to live forever................until their cankles explode and his heart stops from congestive failure......which I guarantee is what is slowly happening to him.

Why hasn’t a diet rich in high saturated fats not finished the mfer off by now?

@kylegriffin1 Doesn't he mean Allah doesn't like what is happening? Isn't he Muslim now?

Trump: "God doesn't like what's happening." A few moments later, he is talking about losing the Nobel Peace Prize.