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@Faux_Chung

“If you look for the light, you will most likely find it. if you look for darkness, it is all you will ever see.” this account is obviously a parody Elon.

United States Bergabung Ağustos 2015
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Matt@Faux_Chung·
Tom Brady has thrown more touchdowns in SB49 than Peyton has in all four Super Bowls. Brady: 4 Manning: 3
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@Mio_Mind Do you know what happens when two people who are 250lbs collide at full speed? That’s why they wear pads You need some luck in just about any sport Have you seen curling?
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Dutch 🇳🇱🧡@Mio_Mind·
Look another insecure Murican 1. Americans like toughness and grit: Why do NFL players wear mattresses 2. Americans like control: You need more luck scoring a touchdown in NFL 3. Americans like constant excitement: Baseball is the most boring sport on the planet 🤡
History With Jacob@HistoryWJacob

Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.

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We get to go home, we get to go hooooome, you cunts have to live here, we get to go home
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@Yhomas__ @js81tn @Brynbikes @Unkn0wable @_nickm17 The soviets that used American equipment to defend moscow? The soviets that lend leased American equipment and supplies in order to not totally collapse? Those same soviets? Pathetic aussie lol
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@Yhomas__ @js81tn @Brynbikes @Unkn0wable @_nickm17 The Soviets didn’t fight japan until August 1945 lmao that’s the definition of coming in at the end lmao We were in Europe for 3 years USSR wasn’t beating Germany without our help
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@_nickm17 Imagine being worse than the US at a game we don’t even care about 😂😂
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@ChrisBryant87 @Brett_Pats Yeah that’s why I feel like it won’t. I think it’ll be a great game but people are going to expect way too much I think
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Chris Bryant@ChrisBryant87·
@Brett_Pats @Faux_Chung It wont and its because people over inflate things and then feel let down by their own fantasies
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Brett@Brett_Pats·
Having huge expectations for GTA 6 is great but like its a videogame people
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@Savageboston The fact that even Humphrey was shocked nothing was called lol
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Barkley@Barkley_Tap·
If you CUT Mahomes, you're crazy. If you BENCH Stafford, you're disrespectful. If you CUT Hurts, Eagles fans will lose their minds. Who goes regardless? 👀
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jay@WillisSzn·
@yrtredinero @Barkley_Tap Darnold just won a bowl, Hurts is healthy & beat Mahomes in the bowl, Mahomes has a torn ACL
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@yoke_and_puck @Tim2DaE @ChadGraff What kind of rebuttal is that lmfao oh no! We had the greatest 20 year run in the history of the nfl! No!!!!!!!!!
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Chad Graff@ChadGraff·
FIFA covered up all the Gillette Stadium signage but they didn’t cover the six Super Bowl banners.
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Beyza@hicasamadim·
sadece pratik zekaya sahip olanlar yapabilecek! maymunun kilosu nedir?
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@Billsm4fiajoel @ShakirBetta Teams pick at the top when they are bad lmao your argument doesn’t help the one you think it does
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BillsMafia4life@Billsm4fiajoel·
@ShakirBetta Allen didn’t come in on a team that was picking at the top of draft for the last 3-4 seasons either!!! Huge difference & let’s see how he does this year without the softest schedule a teams probably ever had
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Matt@Faux_Chung·
I need to know why it’s so hard for actors to learn how to properly salute if they’re going to be in a movie about the military. Took me 5 minutes to learn when I was 13
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Disciplina@eligedisciplina·
El hombre, al ver a un tipo gordo, lo humilla delante de su novia para arrastrarlo a una pelea; Con el primer puñetazo que recibe, se encuentra con la dura realidad, ¡y con el segundo, se reúne con Dios! ¿Asesinato o legítima defensa?
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