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@PSGINT_ Ball boy 100% pro Would be topped only if he rolled into the field 😆

i know he apologized but this is DISGUISTING twitter.com/i/status/20318…

@marcraygoza @CBSSportsGolazo @T_Deeney You think someone should check his bank accounts 😉

@CBSSportsGolazo @T_Deeney Is it just me, or did he pull his hand away as the ball went by on the first one?

"You sit next to your team... You don't have time to feel sorry for yourself." @T_Deeney believes Antonín Kinský should have sat next to his teammates after being subbed off after 17 minutes for Tottenham 🗣️

@MotorsportMP4 He never was a clean driver

When Michael Schumacher pulled this move at the 1998 Canadian GP 💀

@SoveyX You didn’t know that?

Apparently, speed skating is the key to a big booty. Alright, I will give it a shot.

@UTDTrey Penalties?

Club goals this season: Mbappe- 35 Lewandowski+ Yamal + Raphinha- 34

@YashRMFC Anyone can score with penalty Maybe except one RMA player

G/A this season: Mbappe - 46 Haaland - 44 But yeah, a player with only 23 G/A is having a Ballon d'Or season 🤡

Can someone explain why? #ARSMAN

@muriellondon @allenanalysis

@allenanalysis It would never happen if women were running countries. Between far-right men, the only possible outcome is war, because each one wants to prove that he’s the strongest, the most powerful, the most expansionist….

🚨HOLY SMOKES: Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump: “Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off.” Europe is officially done pretending this is normal diplomacy.

@UTDTrey Real Madrid attitude At least they stick to losing finals for the time being

50 years without a trophy then your player decides to panenka a 100th minute penalty in the final. JESUS

@TheHateCentral Real Madrid player?

The biggest ego penalty of all time. 🥶

@KnowledgeUpOnly @TouchlineX @elperiodico Mbappe benched Haaland middle only success

@TouchlineX @elperiodico Mbappe left wing, Haaland middle. Less drama more results.

🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: After being whistled by the Real Madrid fans yesterday, Vinicius Junior's reaction is: "I don't want to play in a place where I'm not welcome." — @elperiodico

@piersmorgan With what money 🤣

Britain should repurchase America. After all, it was ours once, and it would enhance our North Atlantic security. If you don’t sell it to us, President Trump, we’re going to impose tariffs on the U.S. and any country who supports you in resisting this very good deal. Fair?

@RealMario1902 Aber das Tor hätte gar nicht zählen dürfen Vini hatte den Ball schon gespielt

🚨🔥Arda Güler vs Levante. 4:14 die seine Karriere verändern könnten! ☝️🤍

@MadridXtra Several?

🗣 Arbeloa: "Vini has given us several Champions League titles, and I hope no one forgets that. He's given us so many great moments. He's been a player who's carried the team, who's taken the team on his shoulders when he was a kid. Now we're going to work hard to find him, give him plenty of balls, so he can keep creating chances, enjoy himself, and get back to the form we all know he's capable of."

@FabrizioRomano Diver of the match 🏆 He must train that every day Almost perfect 10! Worst football player

Àlvaro Arbeloa wins his first Bernabéu game as Real Madrid manager 🤍2️⃣ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@FabrizioRomano The spoiled players of today can’t take what Bale, Christiano, Beckham took back then and stand their man! Booing was the least they had to take. Maybe the should join fc women’s real

🚨🇧🇷 Arbeloa backs once again Vini Jr: “Vini has given us several Champions League titles, I hope no one forgets that”. “Now we're going to work hard to find him, give him plenty of balls, so he can keep creating chances, enjoy himself, and get back to the form we all know”.

@TrollFootball Last coach was sacked after 3:2

@MadridUniversal Last manager was sacked after a 2:3 loss 🤷🏻‍♂️ just saying

❗️ The last time Real Madrid were eliminated from the Copa del Rey before the final, they won the Champions League.

@utdnarmi Why did you stop in 2024?

I'm just laughing at these clowns.