Problem Child

Shift. I meant SHIFT! Oh god.

@PeterMuenzen No, I wear one every day.

@Footinit Did the chain spark any suspicion?

To commemorate May the 4th I wore a gold string bikini at work all day. My clients all seem to have a vomiting bug.

@doctorvimto It’s for your own good.

@Footinit so cruel

@80sculturefan Adorable! I could also be an Ewok.

@Footinit Yes ma’am Wicket is the other

@hunstantonsmith Pompous man.

@Footinit I’ve read his autobiography, it’s unintentionally hilarious - “needless to say, I had the last laugh!” ad infinitum. 😬

@80sculturefan I hope it’s spelled correctly!

@Footinit Yes ma’am

@80sculturefan Wookiee?

@Footinit The name of one of my cats

@80sculturefan I was going to say I’m definitely part Wookiee. Not at all Leia.

@Footinit You do have a Princess Leia look about you. Whereas I’m more Chewbacca

@doctorvimto It didn’t happen.

@Footinit poidh

@mrwicksy Yes, that must be it.

@Footinit Probably too intimidated.

@hunstantonsmith It was one of my first too. I still love SW. Anthony Daniels’ niece was my best friend and flatmate. His sister lived in my village and AD would visit. He wasn’t terribly friendly.

@Footinit Ha ha! It was the first film I ever saw at the cinema. I was 6, and assumed that C3PO was the hero* as he was nicely spoken, camp, and a bit disco - it felt like an aspiration. 😬 *still think this obv.

@Just_Me_NiNi No, Cambridgeshire but not Addenbrookes.

@Footinit Would this be A’brookes?

Client home from 2 day hospital stay. Unusually confused & sleepy. Upon further investigation, I discovered he had 2 transdermal patches instead of 1. That’s fentanyl and buprenorphine. Potent opioids. Each patch lasts up to a week so he’s been massively overdosed. Super.

@samantha_p13503 I have no idea how it happened. I have called the hospital but my client’s wife doesn’t want to pursue the matter. I think that’s a mistake but I understand.

@Footinit Thank goodness you spotted it. I thought opioids had to be signed off by two persons in the hospital and were quite tightly controlled so this is scary that it could happen.

@Chris_Riley1972 Thank you. I try.

@Footinit I realise that, though it must be derived from something. But as I said, you’re undoubtedly a well rounded human being

@Chris_Riley1972 I’m not a Problem Child. It’s merely my twitter name.

@Footinit Idk how you’re a problem child. You seem to always talk sense & appear reasonable & well balanced. Oh & you’re also strikingly beautiful

@rocknroller912 I’m pretty sure it was just an error.

@Footinit That’s scary , assisted dying is already here.

@endthebeeb Yes, I’m aware.

@Footinit It also sedates

@etugino2 Oh no. How awful.

Had to come hospital and tell my mom her childhood best friend passed away a few days ago. She’s proper devo’d

@endthebeeb This was administered for pain.

@Footinit Well, I would presume the patch was noted on the patients board. It's a growing trend to dope up elderly patients or even kids, so that those responsible for taking care of them, can get a night off while at work.

@Lost_Idealism Quite rightly. I called the hospital who essentially verbally shrugged their shoulders.

@Footinit In the US, that would be considered a sentinel event should it be noted inpatient.