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Matt McG
@FunkMaster06
Gullible chancer and the catalyst that fuelled many a school staff room punch up. Teaching posh people how to dance since 1979.
Bergabung Mart 2009
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Is This Plausible?
I am Morgan Macsweeney
I am Chief Of Staff to the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
I hold a top-secret security clearance
I own a mobile phone
I use this phone to conduct Government Business
I use this phone to message with Lord Mandelson
My phone is tracked by GCHQ
There are protocols for officials using personal phones to conduct Government business
My communications are monitored to ensure they are not intercepted
My phone is "stolen" a month after Lord Mandelson is sacked
The police do not investigate
The phone is not tracked down
The police are too busy to track down the phone the most senior member of the Prime Minister's team - someone with a top-secret security clearance
I do not contact my service provider to block the stolen phone
I do not consider asking GCHQ to do this as a national security priority
I do not ask for a replacement sim
I do not buy a new phone
I do not activate my new phone with the new sim
I do not log-in to my Google account
I do not select "Restore"
I do not download WhatsApp
I do not recover my messages
Nobody, ever, who had their phone stolen was ever able to get their messages back.
@UKLabour
@Keir_Starmer
DO YOU THINK WE ARE ALL STUPID?
It is the cover-up that will take you down
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Is anyone else enduring this @_SkysportsF rammel atm..? Absolutely awful.. take these knobs off the mic and try and restore some credibility #embarrasing
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Did @markchapman or @GabbyLogan even consider challenging some of the palpably untrue things said in this interview?
The claim that no male (trans identifying) cyclist posed a threat to women’s cycling? Have Gaby & Mark not heard of Emily Bridges?
The science of male advantage?
The Sports Agents@sportsagentspod
"I just want the world to leave trans people alone!" Pippa York says she 'isn't going to debate whether she exists or not', insisting that trans people aren't the issue that politicians make them out to be. @GlobalPlayer | buff.ly/1bSlI4L
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“Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal shipments worth £7.2million from Japan but ban UK coal mining. Let’s plaster thousands of acres of farmland with solar panels but spend £50million on sun dimming experiments. Let’s give Drax an estimated £1.8billlion in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11billion it has already received despite Drax burning an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Let’s give £500million this year alone to wind power companies not to generate power from their wind turbines. And let’s spend £30billion of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines but put pensioners, farmers and the disabled into financial peril by claiming there’s a £22bn black hole but then creating a new £90bn black hole.”

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ANDREW NEIL: In 55 years of covering politics, I’ve never accused
ANY government of congenitally telling untruths. But Starmer
has taken lying, gaslighting and deceit to a new level
mol.im/a/14743517
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How many are going to this ? Promises to be a great night, plenty of open chat with no agendas, two of our legends from those heady days at the Baseball Ground, raising money for school charity, host for the night is @FunkMaster06 it’s only a short taxi ride, some great stories to be told and banter to be had ! Please share amongst Rams fans.
Details on how to get tickets here @Mark5Wright @dcfcofficial #dcfcfans

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@sharrond62 @GBNEWS Nice try Sharron. Now back to the British catastrophy that is Brexit.
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Ed Davey demands APOLOGY from Nigel Farage and Tories as he blames Brexit for 'disaster' migrant exchange deal
gbnews.com/politics/migra…
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@carryonkeith How’s the old ‘Henry Kelly’ tribute act coming along .?
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@Ryanair you disgusting fkrs..my son in laws Passport that he’s travelled all over in the last 7 years that had a cover ( not passport) slightly chewed by a dog. stopped him flying with his wife and 4 year and 4 month old daughter. Your staff shocking zero empathy
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Anthony Gordon earlier today goading the Liverpool squad as they relaxed with a walk around Newcastle city centre. @SkySportsPL @talkSPORT @SkySportsNews
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