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@baroswahjr Just go to the registrar sign an affidavit and change the name..

Sasa huyu mzazi atasaidiwa aje?

@John63681549 Close down all those boarding schools.. am glad I went to private schools would have unalived a teacher for this..

And schools are wondering why the students are burning dormitories💔🥲.

@KyaloIntel Useless villagers we elect.. clowns

Senator Essy Okenyuri dons in school uniform as she attends a prize giving day at Kenya High School, Nairobi.

@Kamau266 Kenyans love corruption. They quietly wait for their turn.. they don’t even want the corrupt to be punished because they believe their chance hasn’t come yet..

Kenyans are never beating lack of chance allegations .mtu anapatikana na 250m za ufisadi mnaanza kusuggest ways of how angezificha wengine mnauliza mbona sitting room yake inakaa ivo na TCL badala angebuy Sony haha.

@RobertAlai Whole cabinet are mentally challenged.. what are they talking about?

Those with a disability in the cabinet, how useful have they been?

@NahashonKimemia They only cared about kikuyu nothing else.. can you imagine Kibaki sleeping in kisumu or homa bay like Ruto does.. yet they have announced to their people that others are bad.. kikuyu looters have led this country longer and have completely destroyed it

Kalenjin presidents (Moi and Ruto) have built 12 state lodges. Kikuyu presidents (Jomo, Kibaki, and Uhuru) built one state lodge. Why? 🤔 Colonialists built Sagana State Lodge, Mombasa State House, Nairobi State House, and Nakuru.

@rootdafiel What’s the point of calling players up to then break their legs in training…

Bem-vindo à Seleção Brasileira, Endrick! 🇧🇷

@zoomafrika1 Go to hell! Your kikuyu overlords the Kenyatta family refused to give back kikuyu land! He kicked his vice president Odinga out of government to steal kikuyu land.. go talk to the Kenyatta family who still own your land building cities on!

Settlers are living out their colonial fantasies in Kenya! Grabbing and occupying large tracts of African land, making life a living hell for indigenous communities all in the name of conservation! So now they've put an Ebola quarantine facility in the same spot! And Ruto just signed that National Disaster Risk Management Bill, which lets him declare a "National State of Disaster" – totally a political power play! It's just too much.

@bungomaduke poverty mindset…waste resources you don’t have on old parents who will die soon.. unless they are homeless you don’t have to do it, you can improve their living condition from where they are without going into debt.. no kid owes their parents anything. Save for your children!

If finally your stars align, make sure unajengea wazazi before ujenge nyumba yako. Let them be the first ones to enjoy your success. You must repay them for raising you. Parents must always come first. Nyumba kama hii is less than 2.5M

@baddietvv She a hoe.. has to make use of her 15 mins of fame..make some money

Ever since Daphne Joy and Diddy’s tape leaked, she’s been having a ball.

@Donjaytrix001 Muller is a closeted homosexual who has refused to give this woman children.. she comes from a rich family.. a single child her parents need an heir. Müller is gay doesn’t want children.

They scout these footballers in their teens and pretend to love them cos they know once they make it big their life is about to change Enjoy all the benefits throughout their playing career and then divorce them immediately they retire and take the kids and half of their wealth I really don’t understand why Athletes even bother to marry

@Naomikibandi Change your diet first

One day,I will be the President of Kenya and I will change Kenya-Anne Waiguru

@AokoOtieno_ Watu tubafaa kuua ni wengi sana.. they have contaminated the country..and young minds

EACC, here is another suspect to investigate, Kenya Bereau of standards(KEBS) under Esther Ngari the MD Frame 2 is a document that might interest you! An imprest of 600k was inflated to 1.96M by senior managers BSK Global contracted to offer security system services at 57M Turns out it was a ghost tender! Among others mjisomee hapo Mossad has gathered that importers and suppliers have to grease her purse Failure to which your goods will be declared unfit for consumption, have them impounded for recommended destruction But her and cartels will go ahead and sell them. CCTV at government warehouses are interminably faulty She has her team at the "lab testing" stage to give reccomendations she deems fit! From sugar, (Kibos hello), edible oil to Fertilizer. Peter Munya, so here is where you get money to fund your party? From your Hoe at Kebs? At the expense of Kenyans, both consumers and Traders?

@LabanMbunya Joyce needs to find this boy a step father. I can volunteer.. to help her negotiate dowry. How is your mother goin to negotiate dowry? Ni ufala..

Joyce Gituro is the only woman I know who has chosen a lady for her boy,Jakes Nyanjom. What started as content creation seems to have elevated to family in the making. The Mathenge Nameless family seems to have accepted the boy too and their daughter Tumi is already loving the ordeal. Jakes Nyanjom is the Homeboyz Radio presenter in a very young age but commands the airwaves and was commended the veteran Maina Kageni. Joyce who is a single mother has raised her sons alone and taught them alot. Where's the dignity when boys could go hunting far from home for long seasons and bring the end product after kissing a hundred frogs? Boys are believed to hunt different preys and at the end get the right prey to the family. I think the boy lacks fatherly figure and such a feminist behaviour is what Amerix will tame you with and block you from real men meetings.

@MagicJohnson Failed father.

Happy birthday to my son EJ! I love you, and you are so special in so many ways. Thank you for changing the world!

@morpheusnoor @Krok_212 @JBTVCommunity She is a prostitute..she sells her body for sex. They were not fucking in 50 cent’s kitchen.. she was paid $500K to be a cum rag for multiple men of Diddy’s choice there are many prostitutes who are also mothers..don’t you know this?

@Gaffer254 @Krok_212 @JBTVCommunity Shes 50 cent baby mama. The other guy was the room was a prostitute

Take that, take that, Joe reviews the Diddy sex tape leak and is at a loss of words over how small Puff's bad boy is #JBTVClips 😂

@Abdulrasheed_YK No blood 🩸 every part of the body has blood vessels..

@Gaffer254 How

Omg, how did the bugs get into her head?

@boor_dile @ibrahabdi @SamatarGuleid @icemanB11 @alihanna71 @BillowIsmail What are you blubbering about? Play grounds, school, road, firestation close by , green space are a part of any well thought sustainable public housing construction.. don’t understand what you are talking about, make coherent statements please.

@Gaffer254 @ibrahabdi @SamatarGuleid @icemanB11 @alihanna71 @BillowIsmail You flooded them with sewage and dirt and were never in your agenda but TUTAM gave them smart humane housing and an improved decent football pitch

This is Mukuru affordable housing Estate. Seeing our brothers from the ghetto living a good life is encouraging. Singapore dream is unstoppable. Thank you president Ruto.

@aleppo_ke @_fels1 Haha he is daft… wazungu steal also in Europe but it’s done structurally..they are worse.Africans steal n keep cash.. idiots

@Gaffer254 @_fels1 Talking of people who steal and expect them to be innovative?

That County Chief Officer ni primitive tu. Look at the house he lives in while he steals 65 million daily. Sharp boys of this town know that once you steal 250 million, you first open a club in a high end estate. Customers is not a must, just have waiters and photographers for social media accounts. Every day you just take 500,000 to the bank as sales. On weekends, you invite a popular DJ, a popular artist, a member of parliament who doubles as comedian and a popular tailor to the club. Pay them well. Then Saturday and Monday you bank 7 million each as sales. Within a few months, you have your money in circulation. The club dies after a year and you open another one under a different name in a different location. You steal another 250 million, rinse and repeat. Muluya naye anaficha ndani ya mattress!!! Kino Kii!

@KeivKidimu @_fels1 Having a lot of money doesn’t make it illicit until a court of law decides so..as of this moment he has not committed any crime legally .. that’s how wazungu do it.. He should have started a Venture Capital firm or a foundation..lots of law firms in Nairobi would help.

@Gaffer254 @_fels1 They’ll take illicit money. When audited won’t you be targeted? This would be a no