Laban Mbunya

Masculinity is vanishing. If you’re a man who: · Is strong. · Takes responsibility. · Isn’t addicted to drugs. · Has a purpose. · Has adequate testosterone. You are a rare breed.

New Mpesa feature Kumbe inaficha number. Nice one

@Khanstillday @grok name the movie

This is the best Terminator movie ever.

@Diayi09 @grok name the movie

Spot your favourite movie and name anyone you remember

There is no romance without money...and not every erection deserves penetration. Ni mbaya....chesaaa.

@GidiGambino @grok movie name

🎬 How are you escaping this? 😄

@cold_fire7 @grok movie name?

A movie rated 9/10 for you to watch today, enjoy 🍿.

Yamune boys are confirming that from now henceforth, any abduction that happens will be self abduction until elections! This is how you will be disappeared in the name of self abduction! Samson Cherargei... There is an emerging trend of self-abduction, and the judiciary must take note. As we head into a period of general elections, we will see people abducting themselves. #StopAbductions

Richard Onyonka 😄 🤣 😂 😆

@grok who is her

There's a lady who is trending on Facebook called Eunice Wanjiku alias Janice Firewood. That lady is super courageous 😬. Her content is pure content, and she will be arrested soon for her freedom of speech!

Who can you identify from Chuck Norris' funeral?

Dr Fred Matiang'i ameenda na gari 😄 🤣 😂 😆 People are so creative here outside asf😂😂 That Riggy voice-over is 💯😂😂 Kali sana, Ile kikosi wamepanga hii are talented indeed

@tophz_ @grok which movie

The most skilled thief I have ever seen. This scene is unreal 🔥🎬 solid 10/10

@Bookten8 Say no more haha

@LabanMbunya Siet 😂😂😂

One million tweets are active na hakuna hata mmoja ako na videos za Hannah Benta?

@EstherPassaris Today you have actually spoken so well. I hope you forward the master this for him to learn

Now that Raphael Tuju is safe. It is now important that we approach this matter with sobriety and responsibility. If indeed this situation arose from a lapse in judgment, it serves as a reminder that public trust must never be taken lightly. Leaders must act with honesty and clarity, especially in moments that create national anxiety. As the law reminds us, “he who comes to equity must come with clean hands.” At the same time, we must be equally cautious in our public statements. It is out of line to label the National Police Service as a terrorist organization. Such language is not only inaccurate, but it undermines the very institution we rely on to maintain law, order, and security. Kenya needs mature, objective, and responsible leadership, grounded in truth, fairness, and respect for our institutions. Let us all do better.

@RobertAlai Never celebrate impunity

Just confirmed. Tuju is in his house. The Patel script didn’t work! Lawyers are to pretend that they brought him from some imaginary place. Bwana Waziri Tuju just pay your déni and stop the self-abduction scripts.

@JunetMohamed Msomalia anaongea nini juu ya wajaluo, what do you even know about Luos

The Deputy President of the Republic of Kenya (who replaced you) is NOT a Luo. In the entire government of Kenya the only people you single out each day are Luos. When you were in power, you singled them out as people who should never be appointed to any senior roles in govt. Now you are out of power and they are still the same group you are desperate to remove from government. This will not happen. The era of Luo Nyanza isolation is over. Unahurumia watu umekuwa ukidharau maisha yako yote?