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@21metgala She looks like Gotenks

Teyana Taylor at the 2026 Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.

@Solphendukaa Too poor for 95M tender

What I'm getting from the headline is that it's unlikely that a business person who has a company that can win this magnitude of a tender is unlikely to live in an RDP . One doesn't just wake up register a company and win a R96m tender . How are you understanding the headline ? I see many think it's discriminatory .

@Annie_Modiba Renault

What did they do?

@ChrisExcel102 Return soldiers

Why Black women start taking the gym very seriously after a divorce😭😭😭

@ClaysonMonyela 😂😂

@Zweli_Thixo This story smells cabbage 😂

I once had a crush on a cashier from Checkers, every time I made sure I have to pay my stuff kwi-Till yakhe. I would ask for R2000 cash back, so I would charm her and it worked. Then I would go to queue at Capitec for 3 hours and deposit the money back in my bank account. This other time kwathiwa I should come back with a Cabbage ekhaya, I told myself that I won't pay for a cabbage kwiFuture wife yam. I took 5kg chicken and R300 beef. That time we already had those at home, they just needed cabbage. So sidle iStew the whole month. Uthi uvuka eksen yiStew, during the day yiStew, and late yiStew. Uthi you will get something different, then they cook chicken. After that month, I didn't want meat. The following month, I approached her, and she said I'm not her type. Tsek mdidi wetafula, Imagine after sengidle iStew esingaka for wena. Ngavele ngabona ukuthi amantombazane yi Scam. 😭

@maetsebane Bro did not want to be a Bean counter

In a divorce proceeding between Tshwane CFO Gareth Mnisi and his grade 10 educated wife, it was revealed that the man was living more lavishly than Patrice Motsepe and his brother in law. Cars owned by the now 36 year old CFO at the time of judgement in 2024. 1. Porsche Targa, a 2023 model 2. Porsche 911 Turbo (R6 million) 3. BMW X6 M50D, 4. Two Range Rovers - one with a personalised number plate with CFO name(Gareth) and birthday, 5. Two BMW 125i 6. older BMW X6 7. Mercedes Benz CLA 45 8. Toyota Hilux Single Cab 9. Volkswagen Golf 8R 10. In December 2023, CFO acquired a Maserati Levante vehicle. #MadlangaCommission

@RSASIU Where can I get this 2.7M to misuse and sign a AOD?

#SIUWorkingForYou| SIU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT WITH RUBICON COMMUNICATIONS TO REPAY R2.7 MILLION IN FUNDS THAT WERE MISUSED, WHICH WERE INITIALLY INTENDED FOR SKILLS DEVELOPMENT (Infographics to follow)

@Mr_PeterM The pricing doesnt make sense....its a mid life crisis kinda buy!

Is it a misunderstood car or not good enough? It’s not visible on the roads🤔

@Musa_Khawula 🐊 🐊 🐊

chomi, you may have been lost as to why londie london and dineo moloisane are squabbling, meet londie london's boyfriend, kwena, londie london and kwena have been seeing each other for a while, and they are even co-habiting, kwena previously dated dineo moloisane and later moved on to be with londie london, part of the issue is kwena is still available for dineo moloisane as they are still constantly talking, which is rubbing londie london off the wrong way, xo xo, gossip girl,

@Patriot_S_A Nope, She's South african, money was mentioned and she was all in.....willing to risk it all. Our sisters and money

A 44-year-old innocent mother of two, Vuyokazi Toko, who was employed by SAA back in 2010 currently unemployed, recounted her experience. She stated that she received a call from an individual named Mr. Olu, inquiring about her employment status. Believing it to be a potential job opportunity. She engaged in conversation. Mr. Olu claimed to be an investor interested in her clothing business and requested a meeting at Olu Guest Lodge, in Kempton Park. Upon arrival, her passport was verified, and he proposed a business arrangement involving stock procurement from the East Coast. However, the situation escalated, and she alleged that Mr. Olu became aggressive, calling in unknown individuals who threatened her. She claimed that unknown substances were inserted into her body, and she was subsequently driven to the airport with four other women, where she was arrested before boarding a flight to Hong Kong.

@Askash I love sin city. I visit the resort at least twice a year.

After 46 years, Sun City has been receiving a much-needed renovation valued at R400 million👏 Quick refurbishment details: • Refurbished rooms with golf course views • A completely reworked lobby experience • A redesigned Sun Terrace with live cooking theatre • Poolside entertainment area with DJs, cabanas and family zones The biggest renovation will be the refurbishment of The Palace of the Lost City and the Sun City Hotel. Sol Kerzner initially opened the iconic gambling resort in 1979 with Frank Sinatra headlining the launch party. The Palace of the Lost City was built in 1992 and took 28 months to build at a cost of R830 million. The hotel’s gardens cost R25 million and are home to more than 1.6 million plants. This Vegas-esque hotel was looking tired, so the renovation is warmly welcomed. The real question is whether South Africa still sees Sun City the same way… or if this is how it wins back relevance in a very different tourism market. Have you ever visited Sun City? I would love to hear what you think of the property in the comment section.

@Ndi_Muvenda_ 😂 do you know that a funeral policy is capped at R100 000?

A consultant at Capitec Bank advised me to take out two funeral cover policies, one that provides a cash payout and another that specifically covers funeral expense because a single policy may not be sufficient. I’m sharing this advice for anyone who feels it might be helpful to them🤝❤️.

@tumisole So he folded? 😂

@ReleGlo Downward doggy

What's the Mother of sex positions?

@Zweli_Thixo ♾️ A MAN WITH MONEY!

The following guys do not struggle to attract women: 1. Abusive men 2. Taxi drivers 3. DJ's 4. Doctors 5. Tenderpreneurs 6. Politicians 7. Thieves 8. BMW drivers 9. Pastors 10. Tsonga men 11. Abo MyFriend

@ZamakonkeK Any insurance....Just abide by insurance rules.

Which best car insurance would you recommend to a first time car buyer ?

@BoitumeloCaleb 😭

R559 900 2021 BMW 3 Series M340i xDrive Auto (G20) (147 373 km) Full Service History

@Lord_Ori_ Wasn't he friends with xoli?

I did not believe Chris Excel when he said that Scoobynero is a porn star. Hawuuuuu😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@15TeeJay R10 PER 1000? 🤔

Please pass this message to Capitec account holders 🤣🤣