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@PFTCommenter “A room full of guys standing behind Hank on that couch.” Rocked me this morning. Thanks 👍🏼

@SportsCenter Both asked the same question

"I'm not gonna cry right now." 🥹 Sam Darnold explains what it means to win a Super Bowl ❤️

@ESPNFantasy @SportsCenter I need Puka to sit out. I need Drake London and Parkinson to combine for 50. Thank you.

Speak your Monday night miracle into existence 🗣️🔮

@BarstoolBigCat Bears just need to stay right there in soldier field. That was electric

Get ready to see this happen all over the sport. If it’s only about how many wins ya have and not who you’re playing and where you’re playing you’re gonna see every AD make these same moves. Kiss meaningful non conference games in late August and early September goodbye. Cupcakes moving forward till teams get to conference play.

@DaLegalAlien420 @Rep_McBride 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Rep_McBride You’re a man!

A quick update on the Republican shutdown. Bottom line: Democrats are back in D.C. demanding our Republican colleagues end this shutdown and work with us to fix the health care crisis.

@PardonMyTake Haven’t seen Zach on his phone. Dude is just dialed and doesn’t even like these teams. Elite ball watcher

BALL

@PardonMyTake Fumble.

Fumble or no fumble? Ruling on the field was a fumble

@BleacherReport @CameronWolfe “🔥👀”

Shedeur is now the Browns QB2 after Joe Flacco was traded to the Bengals, per @CameronWolfe 🔥👀

@BleacherReport @CameronWolfe This is news? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BarstoolBigCat UCLA rocked my shit. Great graphic

🚨NFL Week 5 Computer Power Rankings🚨 Feel free to discuss or make your own power rankings. These are the official computer rankings

@BleacherReport @whyguard13 This is news?

Malik Nabers linked up with YoungBoy at his sold out show in New Jersey ONE DAY AFTER tearing his ACL 🤯 True fan. 🔥💯 (via @whyguard13)

That thang already askin for a Birkin bag and money to pay a car payment…

My apologies to them bird boys @stevenrinella @BoogerBottom Y’all team turkey 🦃 or you prefer them bald bad boys 🦅?

@BleacherReport @Lions Great play - Gay quote

Hutch breaks down his forced fumble on Derrick Henry 😤🔥 (Via @Lions)

@PFTCommenter Do you love football more than Jayden?

I love football its the best

@BarstoolBigCat is it time for the Jamarcus Russell conversation?

Come on who did this

Trying to support my friend’s new wife, but not sure. Hope everyone is okay. @JimNorton

@BarstoolBigCat how unreasonable are you prepared to act if this continues?