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@mrstu69 Wow that's fantastic. So pleased for her

My daughter has just informed me she's just got a first class honours degree from her university. Must have got her brains from me!

If everyone who has ever been grateful for a doctor followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight. The more followers we have, the louder we can shout for all the NHS staff who are fighting against the Government right now.

📱🚙 If you are caught driving with your mobile in hand, you will be issued an immediate fine of £200, 6 points on your licence, and for those who passed their test less than 2 years ago, you will lose your licence #putitdown #itsnotworthit #fatal5

@DomM_G_ No 😞

@DomM_G_ That was a joke

@DomM_G_ Should have used ALL CAPS!!!!!!

@DomM_G_ Need a date first though

@DomM_G_ I'll make it my misson

@didsburygirl I was reading books about horses when I was 9

@HandforthClerk My Uncle Oswald was a book about stealing sperm from famous men and was basically porn. Not something a 9 year old should be reading.

As a child I was a voracious reader. Once I’d devoured all the Roald Dahl books I could get my hands on, my mum bought me what she thought was his latest child-friendly page turner, My Uncle Oswald. Reader, it was certainly a page turner, but very, very not child-friendly.

@MooseAllain I love your work!!

If I had a time-machine…

The Chinese have always been ahead of the rest of the world 😁

@AlRedboots I'm my own worst enemy

#whamageddon2022 I'm out FML

@Dancingsar Same day last year. I'm so useless