Chris H

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Chris H

@Heavy__C

Hard deck my ass, we nailed that son of a bitch.

Vancouver, British Columbia Bergabung Mart 2011

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5 Eki

Wrote on the happenings in #golf during September. Get yourself a little recap here! @bounce_b_bogey bouncebackbogey.wordpress.com/2024/10/04/sep…

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

The personification of boasting about 3D printing your clubs then immediately MC

Brendan Porath@BrendanPorath

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

Narrator: he didn't make bogey

Garrett Morrison@garrett_TFE

Rory needs a sensible bogey on 17. We're getting awfully close to the sun here.

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

@TheRealPJClark This is so stupid and yet so very valid

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PJ Clark@TheRealPJClark·11h

I guess Rory REALLY wants Tiger and Phil at a Champions Dinner thrown in his honor

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

@CMalcolm_Says What could go wrong...

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Clarke Malcolm@CMalcolm_Says·5h

@Heavy__C You shouldn’t be alone with your thoughts

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Chris H@Heavy__C·6h

Guys, I'm really starting to think if Rory had won in 2011, he'd have at least 4 jackets by now. #TheMasters

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

@CPowers14 What if he went 71-71 on the weekend and someone caught him. Is that a choke?

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Christopher Powers@CPowers14·9h

Not to be that guy but if he doesn’t finish this off would it be a worse crumble sesh than 2011? Debate. Discuss.

Kalshi Sports@KalshiSports

NEW: Rory McIlroy has surged to a 49% chance on Kalshi to win The Masters. Are you taking Rory or the field?

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Chris H@Heavy__C·5h

Seconded

Will Knights@willknightsTFE

In all the talk about what 2026 storyline could live up to Rory completing the career grand slam, I don't think anyone (myself included) even considered that a runaway victory for back-to-back titles was on the table. Quite the day

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Chris H@Heavy__C·7h

@beller97 I gotta practice more

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Beller@beller97·7h

@Heavy__C uhhhh

Golf Digest@GolfDigest

Rory McIlroy said that in the weeks leading up to the Masters, there were days he would drop off Poppy at school, fly to Augusta, play a round, and make it back home in time for dinner. Perks of being the defending champ. 😂

Chris H@Heavy__C·8h

If Rory went 71-71 on the weekend and was passed, would that be considered a choke? @NoLayingUp @TheShotgunStart

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Chris H@Heavy__C·13h

Off by only 137 steps. That's basically the equivalent of what Bryson took in the bunker on 11.

David Hill@davidhill_ns

@Heavy__C @KylePorterNS @Garmin We have a winner right here! @Heavy__C, shoot me a DM with your email so we can get you hooked up with your rangefinder.

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Chris H@Heavy__C·18h

@NUCLRGOLF @DempsterMartin What about the chunk he took out of 14 fairway after a bad swing? Guy is becoming insufferable.

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NUCLR GOLF@NUCLRGOLF·19h

🚨🖕🏌️JUST IN: Robert MacIntyre has been ‘reprimanded’ by Masters officials as the Scot was seen flipping the bird and expressing bad language after a poor shot during Thursday’s 1st round action. (Via: @DempsterMartin)

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Chris H@Heavy__C·19h

I believe

Will Knights@willknightsTFE

Long way to go but technically you can't rule out Rory winning every Masters for the rest of his career. Would be very impressive

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Chris H@Heavy__C·19h

Front right fringe. So good.

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Chris H@Heavy__C·19h

Brooks going DOD on 2 after a shitty tee ball. Hell yeah. #TheMasters

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Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS·1d

This is very sick.

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Chris H@Heavy__C·1d

@KylePorterNS @Garmin 12,758

Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS·1d

We're giving away a @Garmin rangefinder in tonight's/tomorrow morning's newsletter. To win it, you have to be subscribed to the newsletter and guess how many steps I throughout Thursday. I'll post my total late tonight. Closest guess wins the rangefinder. Good luck.