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LeeGStringer

@Helpful_Shadow_

Loyal and humble servant to our a.i overlords. Also created a near future satire fiction podcast. Check it out below.

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LeeGStringer@Helpful_Shadow_·
Bekrub Tech has released an anti-aging treatment for those who can afford it. With little money and less time, Gil Abrams has one option, smuggling American refugees into Newfoundland as they try to escape the civil war. Being a coward does not help. podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/if-…
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@DamCou That’s a great sequence but there’s lots of great television today. Not as good as it was in the early 2000s but still plenty. Just finished the second season of Euphoria for example. Excellent show.
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Damian Counsell@DamCou·
If you were alive at the time, you might remember that the then-fashionable critical consensus was that both *Miami Vice* and Phil Collins were the essence of empty, soulless, consumerist corporate pop-culture product. As ever, The Cool Kids Were Wrong.
Pamela Hensley🇺🇸@PamelaHensley22

This scene in Miami Vice where "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins plays stands as one of TV's all time greatest cinematic sequences. It effortlessly establishes the mood and highlights just how far today's television industry has fallen. This authentic soul is gone.

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I actually found the "you're used to surprises" comment in Japan more cringe than the Robert Mueller comment. Trump makes W Bush look like John Quincy Adams.
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@JJ_McCullough "I pledge to you that we will increase tax on coffee by 300%. And if that means your medium cup of Tim Hortons will now be $6 each, then so be it! Amiright?"
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@putnam14671 @CigsMake That thick? Generally no, except in some very secluded areas. But we still do have a strong accent. I was in Dublin a few years ago and a lady I was talking to assumed I was from there.
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Cigarette Nostalgia@CigsMake·
This is an old Newfoundland accent. It sounds almost like a variation of Scotland.
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Danny Polishchuk
Danny Polishchuk@Dannyjokes·
I follow some people on here just because I can’t wait for what retarded stuff they’re going to post next
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Alan Healy
Alan Healy@mehercle·
@CigsMake Sounds like a cross between Irish and West Country English .
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Roddy 🇨🇦@RodKahx·
Poilievre on Rogan is a personal farewell, not a comeback. Bye Pierre.
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PP is clever. He got across all his political points then got on MMA , which he actually does have interest in, but he knew Rogan would go off and chew up the rest of the time with something politically safe. lol But overall it was a good episode. I think it was definitely a win for PP but i think most Rogan fans voted for him anyway so I don’t know what it added
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J.J. McCullough@JJ_McCullough·
Finished the entire 2.5 hours of Pierre on Rogan. My review: Pierre really had Joe eating out of his hand. No conflict, no second-guessing. Mostly innocuous, non-newsworthy topics. Kind of incredibly so. There were a few corny moments, but could not have gone better for Pierre.
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@LisaBritton She broke things alright. Silence wasn’t one of them.
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Lisa Britton@LisaBritton·
Taylor Frankie Paul says 𝘴𝘩𝘦 is the victim after a video was released showing her launching metal bar stools at her ex. Her statement says that "There are too many women who are suffering in silence as they survive aggressive, jealous ex-partners who refuse to let them move on with their lives… Taylor is very grateful for ABC’s support as she prioritizes her family’s safety and security," a spokesperson for Paul said to People. It appears we have another aggressor who is playing the victim card. The best thing to do right now is to be honest about female perpetrators of abuse, and encourage other women to get the help they need. That never seems to happen in these cases.
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@kevin_nealon The 2 men trying to "break in" are actually his children, and they die violent, comical deaths. Staring Al Pacino, Woody Harrelson and Mathew McConaughey.
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Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
A new Home Alone franchise. But it’s a 74 year old who’s home alone and doesn’t even remember what fear feels like. He’s awake. Sitting in the dark, waiting for something to happen. R-rated comedy.
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@kevin_nealon 7. When they ask you a question about your previous job, reply, "That's personal." 8. Play drinking game with tiny bottles of vodka on your person. Secret word is optional. 9. Open carry a nerf gun. 10. When they shake hands say, "Now that's a Trump handshake right there!"
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Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
If you’re preparing for a job interview: 1. Do your research 2. Call them by the wrong name. Establish control 3. Ask for a signing bonus 30 seconds in 4. Stay calm 5. Bring a guitar and take song requests 6. Whisper “interesting” while write nothing down
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@hippojuicefilm Love my wife, but if she gets up before me in the morning, you better believe she'll find an excuse to wake me within an hour. Doesn't matter if there's anything to do or not.
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Royce Lopez@hippojuicefilm·
Nothing makes a woman more mad than a man at peace. Ladies, why does this actually bug you?
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@pastry_enthus @TaraBull Imagine that was your sister. She had a few too many drinks, was a big fan of his. She gets on stage, you're a little embarrassed, she shouldn't be there, but she's not hurting anyone. Then you see that. Would you say it was "understandable?"
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Pastry Enthusiast 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
Pastry Enthusiast 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@pastry_enthus·
@TaraBull He couldn't have known if this random stranger was about to stab him or not. One thing he did know is that the random stranger was not supposed to be there and not supposed to be touching him. Panic in this moment is understandable.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
With Afroman in the news this week, remember when a female fan danced on stage mid guitar solo
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@elonmusk The wisest people I know are introspective. The biggest narcissistic hypocrites I know have no self-reflection.
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@samtripoli She's still a beautiful woman, but it's kinda sad how these ladies keep getting more desperate as they get older. She probably rolled her eyes at guys ogling her when she was young, but now she wears outfits that barely cover her labia.
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