Garic Goblinhewer

@KR3Wmatic I would probably feel pity for anyone who found no meaning in this life except the hope in something afterwards.

For the atheists who believe there is no after life, do you find any meaning in this life?

@oelma__ So many mouths to feed they can’t even afford shoes.

What first thing that comes to your mind when you see this picture...

@____Roar____ Same reason everyone slaps on a rainbow on their product/advertising in June. Performative marketing that may result in a sales boost.

Soulmate A person who was made from the same star as you.

“Good girl”, I sensually whisper to myself each morning as I take my little anti-anxiety pill. Positive reinforcement is so important.

Another early night, a lifetime away.

@dinahaddie She sounds amazing.

every night I’m in this kid’s room like

On tonight’s episode of Why Is My Daughter Like This: after I put her to bed, read to her, tucked her in, and asked if she’d like me to refill the cup of water on her nightstand, she replied by explaining to me - at length and in great detail - the entire plot of The Lion King.

@LittleMissLizz Strange how sometimes you can literally hear things when you read them.

@iamAtheistGirl Caveman: “Check it out, I just made fire.” Cavewoman: “Well, guess what I just made while you were out hunting for a month.”

@dinahaddie I hear you. Sometimes I really get on my nerves.

Fuck’s sake it’s like I don’t even know how to be alive

I just got annoyed at the sound of my OWN chewing.

@uscfan981 It’s not Mississippi.

Say something nice about Kentucky.

@patriottakes Clear homoeroticism with the mostly naked muscular man strangling his own huge snake. They’re so weird.

MAGA accounts sometimes post the strangest things

@rahsh33m I’m thinking I never have any interaction with waitstaff after I sign the slip with my tip amount. How would I receive a handwritten note from them at that point in time?

@mistressdivy Worth1000. It introduced me to the concept of professional looking Photoshops.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today?

I finally found the secret ingredient that will put my cooking over the top.

@RYboating So when medically assisted death accounts for 5% and cancer for 25%, how is it the #1?

I didn't realize that assisted suicide in Canada is now the #1 killer. I agree with Sec. Kennedy that it is immoral and doesn't belong in the US. Life is precious and should be treated as such.

@Nickdvdzd @cape_wrestles Should have let Brock keep doing it and ban Kidman.

@cape_wrestles and his Wrestlemania botch is the reason why they banned the move and only Billy Kidman and later Evan Bourne were allowed to use it. Paul London explains this that he was punished for doing it in a match.

Brock Lesnar Shooting Star Press compilation. Being so athletic at that size is criminal 😬 (wrestlestage on IG)

When you’re young you hear the music. When you’re older you hear the words.

@AdamsMidwest @MS2PZ My sister is almost exactly 10 years younger. So at 12/2 I was 6x her age. 15/5 only 3x. 20/10 only twice. Math is fun.

@MS2PZ I like to use this information to tell younger people they are aging faster than me. You were 50% of my age. Now your 97%!!

You're 6 years old and your brother is half your age but you're now 60. How old is your brother?

@AgathaChocolats So, I looked for moving companies.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity