Katelyn Hoffman

@iMinichrispy @chat @ZachWarunek @shawnthesun Off. On. Swipe up. Swipe down. Swipe left. Swipe right. (dope new side bar animation tho). Doesn’t work.

@HoffThaChain @chat @ZachWarunek @shawnthesun Try turning it off then on again

Try out voice notes in @chat! Latest 𝕏 on App Store. s/o @ZachWarunek @shawnthesun

@iMinichrispy @benjitaylor amaze amaze amaze

New side menu animation rolling out now. Latest 𝕏 on App Store. s/o @benjitaylor

@iMinichrispy what time do you want to go to the movies on Saturday

@iMinichrispy Nerd alert

LOCKED IN

@iMinichrispy Never gonna give safety numbers up. Also never gonna let them down.

Safety Numbers now available in 𝕏 Chat! Many more security improvements to come :)

@iMinichrispy excuse me.

@Apple @AppleSupport something is severely messed up with the system provided astronomy wallpapers after updating to iOS 26. Glitchy and randomly swap between planets without changing anything settings. Fix?

@Emberly6 this is why we live in a shoe box 😖

@jennadrenten Who's that dime in the background tho?

"It's startin to rain. Either that or there's a ten pound robin up there." #dadquotes

@maggotsailer Sorry...I don't understand you're tweet. I'm not fluent in ridiculous.

Was called "Ma'am" today by a server. Do I take that as a vote of maturity or old age? Plz advise. #somuchforthatbabyface

How many rows is an acceptable amount of rows for a rider's voice to carry on a plane during a normal convo? Me thinks 8 rows is 7 too many.

America elected a very shitty person to be President

"I'll just throw some Harry Potter on to fall asleep to." *3 hours and 1.5 movies later*.....

Thank god I've mastered that 3-click @Spotify replay command. #despacito

It should be illegal to bring bacon on a plane unless you gunna share.

@Uber your app keeps matching me with drivers on the OPPOSITE side of the #baytobreakers barricade so they're unreachable. Ridiculous.

@sfdeltas #windonwindonwind