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@NoContextBrits Jitty

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

@piersmorgan @agarnacho7 Rooney then.

Congrats to @agarnacho7 on scoring the 2nd best bicycle kick goal in history.

@Claire_Edberg @Grant_Colgate I had that . A few days in bed but took three weeks to fully recover.

@Grant_Colgate Got the start of that virus thats been knocking folk down for the last few weeks. I had it 2,3 weeks ago, still not better

@MLovetube2 She’s got an unfortunate surname

@Aja02537920 Must love queuing. He’d have literally been done in two shakes if he’d used the gentlemen’s facilities.

Did you know I'm a heterosexual white privileged male who likes to use the women's toilets?

@ElGuapoKnight79 @HumansNoContext

@Squawka and counting.

Tottenham are the first team in Premier League history to go unbeaten in their first 10 games of a season and then lose their next three. Mate. 😫

@ianmiles I think you know.

Why do people do this? So shameless. twitter.com/unlimited_ls/s…

@baggieboy4140 @SoylentBrownIs_ @TheFreds @metpoliceuk I’m not sticking up for him, but the organisers can’t dictate what he does.

Officers working as part of the policing and security operation for the March Against Antisemitism have arrested a 40-year-old man on the Strand. He refused to comply with a direction to disperse under Section 35 of the Antisocial Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act. Further details below 🔽

@Grant_Colgate I seen no one is tempted to enter Rory’s fudge pantry

@beardedjourno Looking forward to watching Songs of Praise from there

I went on a pilgrimage to Bristol Airport’s world famous multi-faith area

@MhairiMcF Hand them in to customer services at the station. Its what's Bern done for nearly 200 years before social media.

Twitter plz help. I chased a girl who dropped these, running towards Nottingham train station & I *think* she in purple knitted hat. If she sees this, I’ll get them back to her. Related, god I’m unfit 😆🥵

@fesshole Even funnier is you remove the third and fourth from last words.

After a spate of car thefts I purchased a Faraday key box for the girlfriend and I. It was only after a week I realised that neither of us have keyless go cars anyway.

@followsmoke0 @MLovetube2 @CrackBunnyLives The grittiness is due to the earwigs.

@MLovetube2 @CrackBunnyLives I don't mind them, sometimes they're gritty but I find them tasty.

@Nicoleluw @NoContextBrits One of these, I think.

@NoContextBrits someone explain what he means

Reaper cushions.

Who is the best footballer you’ve ever seen live?

Everyone Please Post a GIF of Your Favorite Childrens Show Growing Up!

@aquitainexox He definitely isn’t getting any of it!

I’m already running on a short fuse!! 😂 I’d live next door to this fella just for shits & giggles, he’s like a comedy character he’s glorious 😂🤣

For years I thought the "which side do you dress?" question was so that the tailor could cut the trousers to accommodate one's sizeable anatomy. I only recently learned that it's to help tailor avoid touching it while measuring.