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Johnathan
@ImperiumAlba
Satire account, non violent, shout out to my Mossad/FBI agents. Don’t mail me a pager.
Perpetual hell Bergabung Mayıs 2026
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@retvrn14 @bigbabolat Imagine when I went to aa thinking everyone was autistic and alcoholic but it was dudes that can’t drink and drive. 😂
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@retvrn14 @bigbabolat I have savant level alcohol autism. Big fan of the name btw.
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Why doesn't Elon just buy a country for white people with the trillion dollars?
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@retvrn14 @bigbabolat Do you know how Israel got nukes? And they are the only nuclear country not apart of the global nuclear pact?
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@JasonKander Do you happen to be Jewish? I bet you want him to give it to Kars4kids.
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Really hard to imagine becoming a trillionaire and not wanting to immediately liquidate enough assets to give at least a few hundred billion to organizations making the world a better place.
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Legitimately and factually you’re more likely to be killed by a nigger baby nigger woman and nigger than anything else. How wild is that? If a white man a nigger kid are on an island surrounded by sharks, it’s the nigger that kills you.
White Girl@WhiteGirl1776
Blacks all over the internet: “what we spose da tell ahh suuns, whut dey pose do nah” Meanwhile their sons 👇🏼
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@hyper_hater @travisakers They only teach kids how to be trans and then rape them.
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Elon Musk: Trillionaire
Jeff Bezos: Billionaire
Public School Teachers: Can anyone help me get some pencils for my students?
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I really don’t understand true greed. If I was worth $1 trillion, you’d have to physically stop me from solving as many of the world’s problems as possible.
Everyone would have a home, food on the table, proper healthcare, happiness.
I just don’t get it.
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Johnathan me-retweet
India 2.0 is cooked, saaarrrr do not redeem fuck you bloody fuck.
Kalshi@Kalshi
JUST IN: SpaceX is now worth more than Canada
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@CumBlastedSkin Bacon wrapped onion rings, gotta ensure they can never enjoys gods greatest creations.
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Tonight a 5 the sky is blue. Color me shocked
Megatron@Megatron_ron
BREAKING: 🇫🇷🇮🇱 Following an investigation, French officials have revealed that Blackcore, an Israel-based organization, has been meddling in numerous elections across the world.
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Does This Make You Religious??
Worship gold and silver? With a Rolex on 😂 via DJ Vlad
Orthodox Rabbi Shmuley Boteach served as Michael Jackson’s unofficial spiritual advisor and friend from roughly 1999 to 2001. Their relationship focused on family values and the "Heal the Kids" charity initiative, though it eventually fractured, resulting in controversial audio tapes and books about the pop star's struggles
DJ Vlad@djvlad
Rabbi Shmuley & DJ Vlad Argue About God youtube.com/watch?v=m2GZrt…
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They want a race war so bad. Their snipers wouldn’t last 20 min without a blunt and a Bluetooth speaker. They getting strapped to a wrangler brush guard like tom hardy.
spicebae@spicebae_
only a black CHILD can be minding their business, get ambushed, bullied and pushed around and become the "aggressor" for protecting himself...
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@Groypercooks 😂 either you’re lying or we gotta pump those numbers way up.
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