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@simon_alcock @StephenMangan @tom_oxenham breaking my twitter ban to say thank you so much for the Island (Radio 4). It is completely brilliant. I find myself gasping at the audacity and absolutely love it.

@luckymcluckie Erm, lol? U ok hon?

He’s a good actor, but I remember David Tennant recently encouraging fetishistic men to shout “fuck off” to women, and suggesting those who support child safeguarding are ’freaks’ Outside characters, He’s an ignorant misogynist 🤷🏻‍♂️ #bafta25

@ThatTimWalker @BBCNews

Somerset House is ‘a stately home,’ says @BBCNews. Out of interest, whose ‘home’ is it?

[AITA] I (52/M) bought an unprofitable website and I keep making insane changes that everybody hates while losing millions of dollars a day, people keep making fun of me so I change the rules to upset them

If you don’t have photo ID you can apply for an emergency proxy vote until 5pm on polling day. Your proxy voter will need to show their ID to cast your vote. This isn’t common knowledge (obviously) so share and tell those you know. electoralcommission.org.uk/i-am-a/voter/a…

@DoctorChrisVT Have already looked up Cream O Galloway for ice cream. @creamogalloway, merely an 8 hour drive away..... 😀

My book Ultra-Processed People is published today. It’s about how UPF affects our bodies and the planet, and what you can do about it. If you struggle with eating - remember, it’s not you, it’s the food. Order here waterstones.com/book/ultra-pro…

happy 4/25 to all who celebrate

Just to be clear @terryandrob has not paid for Twitter Blue. If Mr Musk is a fan then I suggest a rereading of the books might be in order.

@sliderulesyou Weird opinion I know, but I want to be buried, not cremated, and in a biodegradable coffin to feed back into the earth. Gonna have to Google for options I guess.

Had a brilliant conversation with a funeral director today. Turns out that cardboard coffins are less environmentally friendly than wood ones, and are more expensive. The crematorium needs fuel, as humans are mostly liquid. It needs to burn longer for people in cardboard boxes.

@Beathhigh Good tree 9/10

Possibly my favourite tree in Cromarty…

@JEKeep @Gaby_Moss @m_r_stewart Both sound awesome

@Gaby_Moss @m_r_stewart When people ask me what I do for a living, I say "I make shit up". Now I wanna say "I invent little weirdos and get them into trouble."

@CatsOfYore @mfaboston The sex worker is the standing figure, with dignity and respect, as is fitting. Almost regal and adored.

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.” Twitter do your thing 🙏

@Louiestowell There should never been mobile reception or wi fi on the tube. Let us commute in peace!

@SimonCalder Waterloo and Waterloo East?

Rail Twitter: the two UK rail stations that are closest to each other but without a direct train between them? I'm thinking Coulsdon South and Coulsdon Town?

Please keep sharing - the UK media completely ignored this massive protest march of NHS, teacher and other strikers and their supporters - everyone in the UK needs to see it ...

@RichardJMurphy @SkyNews @BBCMoreOrLess

Jeremy Hunt just claimed on @SkyNews that people going back to work are up to £7,000 a year better off when they work full time on the minimum wage as a result of what he he has done. That requires some quite remarkable assumptions to be made. Time to stop the BS.