Ustadh JMK

@Pulaxki Send original pls

Artemis II

@raghav_2711 @Classisco123 Original please

@Classisco123 😂😂

I dare you to beat my wallpaper

@DarylNice3 @Pulaxki Send original please

Drop your lock screen!

@NboConfidential @mbiti_mwondi 🤣 🤣 🤣

@mbiti_mwondi I had a feeling githeri and wine was going to be thrown in there somewhere 😂😂

Ridiculous from you young man,you cannot talk about wealth when you have none I support a whole clan pay their fees,send them upkeep and still manage to take care of myself that’s more than a family and I have been doing that for more than 5 years. My monthly expenditure directly and indirectly to family and strangers is twice your salary that’s to say I know what it means being a responsible man. Wewe which family are you talking about when you’re busy eating chai mandazi in parliament while fucking women everywhere with githeri wine while your wife and kids are eating omena,you’re a disgrace to marriage!

@kamauwaruhiu @polo_kimanii 🤣 🤣 🤣

@polo_kimanii Kuna mzee alikua na hardware ikaisha . Mwenye alichukua mrembo wakipatana anamwambia , " na siku utapatana na chuma zangu huko ndani ya waithera uniletee".

Siamini wanawake ya instagram ilihakikisha kijana yetu kairo ameangusha kampuni, ikadelete picha instagram and moved on to the next host like nothing happened. Bwana I will never inconvenience myself to make a woman smile. Akitaka kucheka aende churchil show. Ndikwenda Ùngui nie

@Richie_mjamo @impablo_98 😂 😂

@impablo_98 Hii sasa ndio shida ya kutumua TV za Tecno

If you own a smart TV tafuta an app inaitwa HDO, iko na Netflix, HBO, Hulu prime video, AMC, Paramount, Disney+.. Enjoy

@Son_of_Laikipia Bro 😂😂

Thought you would never ask😔.

@Mbithe_Mulinge Cheki DM mhesh

Ati mnasemaje huku? So ukikonda masikio hukuwa kubwa ama niko zangu? 😌😃

@calvinokello4 Reminds me of Lord Varys, the Master of Whisperers

Power resides where men believe it resides. And for now, it resides in Oburu.

@KevinBryan006 @_kamaa1 😂 😂 😂

@_kamaa1 Alafu utapata alitake time scanning any mistakes alafu date ikajificha kama kale kashonde hakapendi kujiflash 😂😂😂

Umesahau kucrop date

@Jobbitohwamai @ajjelu @Bookten8 @HonOscarSudi 🤣 🤣 🤣

@ajjelu @Bookten8 @HonOscarSudi You see, she has not gone to school.

Good morning @HonOscarSudi , what was the name of your dissertation?

@musee_ngei @Kenyans 😂😂

@Kenyans Kenyans told him to unfat, which he did and lost 35kg and then gives the credit to Ruto. Whats wrong with people who comes close to this Rutoman

PS Hinga credits Ruto for making him lose 35 kilos in one year, says Kenyans told him to ‘Unfat’

@Gustavo__254 😂😂😂

Mbona umepost nusu?

@calvinokello4 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dear Sifuna. Oburu Oginga was not meant for the muddy side of politics. He was supposed to steer ODM to stability, but your rebellion has mzee doing things that will kill him. Are you happy, Sifuna?

@MB2000_24 @s1ah_wanja 😂 😂 😂

@s1ah_wanja Naenda kununua simu leo juu ya hii story nifuatilie mpaka saa saba😅 laptop haibambi

Mtu akiweka nude enye sijai weka hapa I’ll triple those nudes niwaekee hata video 😂😂.. You can never shame the shameless!

@Vokey79 @OdhisSr 😂 😂 😂

@OdhisSr Diano is a VC at KDUST university of horizontal engineering,he also boasts of a degree similar to Kasongos botany of sampling the food that faces the earth.

People like polo kimani and Diano must have been good essay writers back in hs . It baffles me how such minds hawakufika university.

@Mbithe_Mulinge С Днём святого Валентина, моя любовь!

Good morning peace lovers🥰 Leo nataka kujua bona sijai patana na kipenzi cha roho, ama shida ni hii mwili yangu? 😌🥲

@Bookten8 😂 😂

Kufika Voi police wakasema tushuke kwanza

@everymovieplug Lone survivor 13 hours Outpost The next three days 12 strong

Name a movie you’ve seen more than 5 times.

@everymovieplug 24 Tyrant Vikings Homeland

Name 3 tv shows that beat this.