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@UsingLyft In Kenyan parliament, there's a whole elective position of women representative, if you ask her what she actually does in parliament, she won't tell you. just earning big because biology gave her the food that faces the earth.

There are so many made up jobs just to keep women employed it’s actually crazy

With friends like this, no wonder Njugush aligongewa bibi mnono mkamba

@MCKTV2 "Uko na umama" insults from women against men. Back in studio.

Why would you do this?? Is being a woman that bad? For men to be insulted and represented as women ?

@Web3flux 60m

Money with consequences. Pick one 👇 KSh 20M – no enjoyment KSh 30M – lose a leg KSh 40M – deaf KSh 50M – blind KSh 60M – die at 65 KSh 70M – no limbs KSh 80M – harm an innocent KSh 90M – blind + deaf KSh 100M – give all to charity KSh 150M – 70 years in prison KSh 250M – lose 5 family members Be honest ,which one are you picking?

@C_NyaKundiH Btw nowadays even mysafaricom App needs you to have bundles, they are focused more on profits. Airtel had the same problems like an year ago but they listened to us and made it data free for access.

This useless thing called OneApp is honestly frustrating to use. In some cases, you are forced to tap things twice for no reason. For example, when sending money, you first tap “Done” and then “Send”. Why should users go through two steps for one simple action? To make matters worse, I have also lost some of my saved paybills and tills. Safaricom has really gone down when it comes to listening to customers. Instead of improving the user experience, the top leadership seems more focused on looting than fixing obvious problems that affect everyday users.

@MutembeiTV Hatutaki hizo avoidable housing za mataka taka. Who builds such in the village, avoidable housing were better if they were only restricted to cities with slums.

Gathoni Wamuchomba to Kikuyu Elders who Cursed her and Ruto Yesterday : Nyinyi Ndio Mmelaaniwa Shame on you nugu ici!

@KWSKenya So I allow an animal that is a threat to my life or my children's and let it roam freely. When I call you guys behave as if you are doing me a favour to come for your animal. Humans' life come first. But eating the hyena is a bad idea. Kill it if it's threatening your life!

𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 This morning at around 0800hrs, a hyena was found feeding on dumped poultry remains in Kamenu Location, Thika West Sub-County, Kiambu County (near Thika). The animal was surrounded by residents, chased, killed, and slaughtered before response teams arrived. Several individuals fled with parts of the carcass, including internal organs. Members of the public are strongly warned not to handle or consume any meat from the animal. Hyenas are scavengers and may carry dangerous diseases such as Rabies, Anthrax, Brucellosis, and foodborne infections like Salmonella infection and E. coli infection. 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐲: -Do not consume the meat -Surrender it immediately to authorities -Seek medical attention if exposed -The killing and consumption of wildlife is illegal and punishable by law. Protect your health. Say No to Bush Meat. #TunzaMaliYako

When it is time for tax, Tinubu will compare us with the UK. But when it's time to provide good governance, he'll start comparing us with Kenya.

@Shad_khalif Mimi juzi nliconiwa karibu nitip huyo Bois, kazi safi. No guns just cunning. I was on Tiktok live and found a guy giving accurate aviator predictions. If he says 4.4 the aeroplane flies at that point.I deposited played and in 5 mins I had 20k but to withdraw you pay 200,sijaheal

I usually brag how this Nairobi miaka yangu yote I’ve never been conned. Today the sharp boys have gotten me proper proper properly woi!😭😭😭

@ChakambaTimothy You just block your card from your app, I lost mine and I still pay netflix through it then temporarily block the card.

pardon my ignorance guys so these ATM cards when lost anyone can pick and TAP to pay right?? 😭😭😭if yes where's the safety??

@Honeyfarsafi Some folks are really privileged, constituency ni Kiharu, county ni Murang'a

Muranga county got their own Mamdani 😭😭😭 please tell us where you faced when yall prayed! What do you mean your governor doesn’t plaster his face on the projects that he does? What do mean your governor cares about you??

Recommendation isn’t a favour. Someone just risked their integrity for you. Pay back with results. DELIVER!

@Alfayaz11 @beth_kasinga Have you seen Northern Bypass ? This is used to regulate bodas speed and rogue Matatu drivers

@beth_kasinga LOL they even put a rumble strip for pedestrians to slow down. I really wonder how people can celebrate such mediocrity.

Have you ever seen pedestrian paths built like that ? Kwa countries huwa mna visit ?

"Niliona tu hio t-shirt nikajua ni wewe" 😭

1,053 km done on Ksh 6,500 worth of fuel.

If you are still dealing with girls who need money for Data, Airtime, Makeup, Nails or Food, then you are not serious about life. Be serious.

The brotherhood is proud of all these 10 men 🤝

Eastleigh has people who can't express themselves in kiswahili, they can't even understand simple kiswahili, but they have Kenyan IDs

The case now proceeds to hearing 😂

@TinahTales @KyaloIntel Inakuanga 600-700,in the village masonry works mtu wa mkono 500-700, carpentry works in the village is 400,hii 300 the guy probably accepted it out of desperation

@KyaloIntel Mtu wa mkono 300??? Ama nilioshwa jameni🤔 mtu wa mkono I did 600, fundi 1,200 and foreman 1,700😭 anyway congrats to the guy, may our good Lord bless him more and more💯🙌🏾

Kenyan Man Working At A 'Mjengo' Celebrates After Being Promoted From A 'Mtu Wa Mkono' To A Fundi. From 300 to 800