Jessica (Vermylen) Bjorlo

🎀GIRL🎀! Welcome to the 🌎our little Hannah Katherine. I can't believe you are real.

👋🏻 Twitter/X, Please help us find a living liver donor for my husband, Charles, by sharing/reposting our story below ⬇️. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you 💙.

@tweetsbyparker Got the email and haven’t worked there in 5.5 years 🤷‍♀️

getting an email from twitter payroll saying they messed up ESPP on our W-2 three weeks from US tax deadline

@bohan @elanfear Oh my! He is beyond precious. Congratulations!!

Meet Hayes ♥️ Hayes Bennett Han joined us 10 days early at 7:57pm on Saturday, March 18, weighing in at 6lb 6oz & measuring at 19.5in.

@stephanieprager Congratulations on an incredible run 💙😘

🧵… early last week i resigned from twitter. it was the hardest decision i’ve ever had to make. the last 9.5 years have given me tremendous professional achievements and the richest personal friendships.

@anniem @TwitterChicago You are just the best Annie 😘. 💙

Twitter was such a special place to work, with the best of the best. 💙Recruiters better be ready to snatch up that A+ talent today.

@stephanieprager Omg these shoes 🤦🏼‍♀️

who’s with me? #SuperBowl

@Derella Congratulations, Matt. Grateful to have witnessed your leadership. You made everyone feel important. Sending the biggest hug through this lil tweet.

I want to end by thanking my fellow tweeps. I wish I could hug you all. I am the luckiest to work alongside you building this consequential service. You’ve made an indelible mark on my life. #OneTeam

⚡️💙NEWS: After nearly 9 years with Twitter, I’m leaving my post to spend more time with my family. I know--you’ve heard this line before. Here’s some context:

I think we did it guys

What is really hurting my soul tonight is that after four years of Trump, after seeing EVERYTHING he represents, who he is, what he supports... MILLIONS upon MILLIONS still voted for him. No matter what happens... this is the reality of this country, and it is crushing.

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Happy 🖐🏻🖐🏻 years @twitter to my forever pal @carey!! Let’s see if we can get another full page spread in @SouthwestAir’s in-flight mag 👏🏻 #CareyMore

Please vote, even my 3 year old knows what’s up #Vote2020

@dbv154 @TheBjorlo @fivesquared1 No sponsorship, just honest passion

@TheBjorlo @fivesquared1 @JessicaV Was that a paid endorsement or free pizza?

I have eaten a different pizza every Friday since March. @fivesquared1 is easily in the top 3, might even be #1. The ranch is life changing

@petenew24 @TheBjorlo @fivesquared1 Just have trust/faith Pete.

@TheBjorlo @fivesquared1 @JessicaV This looks like bougie focaccia bread. Benny I dunno... and it necessitates ranch dippings

Look mom! I’m on TV!!

@Jones It is quite fitting

@JessicaV 🦟❤️💩

I no longer can focus on anything else.

@michaelshafrir The head shake and smirk is perfection

Harris has an amazing “motherfucker, what are you talking about” face