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"It's a marathon, not a race." - Johnny Bananas, MTV's "The Challenge."
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Joe Mulder
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Joe Mulder
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Twitter non-sensation.
Los Angeles Bergabung Nisan 2009
300 Mengikuti385 Pengikut
Weird to leave off NHL, but I guess that makes the math work better. If the Twins, Vikings, and Timberwolves all have their worst-ever season at once that’s still $77K. Best ever? $175K. I’ll take it. I have few expensive habits.
FanDuel Sportsbook@FDSportsbook
Would you rather... A. Be given $500/day for the rest of your life, but you can never watch sports again B. Be given $1,000 for every game your favorite NBA/NFL/MLB teams win every year, but you can never work again
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I don’t know about spending all this money in space instead of here on Earth. Do you know how many .4 percents of a bullet train from LA to San Francisco you could fail to build for $50 million?
SpaceNews@SpaceNews_Inc
Portal Space Systems raises $50 million to accelerate spacecraft development spacenews.com/portal-space-s…
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Sitting here wishing for the body confidence or the skincare regimen of a man in his late 60s dating a woman in her 20s.
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@abemurray Maybe not…
Having arrived there first, Americans are the indigenous peoples of the moon (as someone recently observed).
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If you tried to do this hand art on the moon
Someone would complain you were defacing it
And say it was illegal
BSF 🇬🇧🐀@BSF42069
We’ve come a long way
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“Why Don’t We Get Drunk (And Screw)” - Jimmy Buffett
“Take This Job and Shove It” - Johnny Paycheck
“We Are the Champions” - Queen
“Fuck You” - CeeLo Green
RushmoreLists@RushmoreLists
What's the Mount Rushmore of songs whose titles are straight to the point? In other words, the title is exactly what the song is about. The list: "California Girls" - The Beach Boys "Let's Get it On" - Marvin Gaye "The Pill" - Loretta Lynn "White Christmas" - Bing Crosby Don't agree? Leave your list below!
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@BillToulouse “Why Don’t We Get Drunk (And Screw)” - Jimmy Buffett
“Take This Job and Shove It” - Johnny Paycheck
“We Are the Champions” - Queen
“Fuck You” - CeeLo Green
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"California Girls" - The Beach Boys
"California Dreamin" - The Mamas and the Papas
"I Love Rock N Roll" - Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
"Mountain Music" - Alabama
RushmoreLists@RushmoreLists
What's the Mount Rushmore of songs whose titles are straight to the point? In other words, the title is exactly what the song is about. The list: "California Girls" - The Beach Boys "Let's Get it On" - Marvin Gaye "The Pill" - Loretta Lynn "White Christmas" - Bing Crosby Don't agree? Leave your list below!
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@stormrobinson I often wonder why people don’t just lean into stuff like this.
“Yep, I cross dress and wear massive fake boobs. My wife knows about it. She’s good with it. She joins in, in fact, and I cum my absolute brains out. It’s awesome. Our sex life rules. Try not to be *too* jealous.”
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They’re trying to out-Barbie each other.
Jon Michael Raasch@JMRaasch
So Kristi Noem's husband apparently likes to crossdress and wear massive fake boobs... National security experts warn it could have opened up the ex-Cabinet member to blackmail What an insane report from @JoshTBoswell and @newshound990 dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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@BillToulouse I wish I could grind that video into a fine powder and snort it. I’ve never loved a rule change more.
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@BillToulouse I like the part where if you want to strike a guy out you now have to throw him strikes.
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Doesn't make the game better. Bad calls are part of the game and human element.
Shelfy@RealShelfy
Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂
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They’ll see everything! They’ll see the big board!
Sarah Adams@sarahadams
Insane that @RepLuna is bringing Russians into our Capitol in the middle of an active conflict with Iran. At the same time, Russia is reportedly feeding Iran targeting intelligence to accurately hit Americans, including our troops across the Middle East. Let that sink in. While U.S. forces are in the crosshairs, we are opening the door to the very actors helping enable those strikes. That is not diplomacy, it is a complete failure to grasp the threat.
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Joe Mulder me-retweet
She's a sticky fingered filcher
from Berlin down to Belize.
Oriana González@ReporterOriana
Rep. Jasmine Crockett, who is not in the Ethics adjudicatory subcommittee, has also arrived to the committee hearing Unclear why she is here
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Bandits. This is a layup, basketball pun intended.
Las Vegas Locally 🌴@LasVegasLocally
What should be the name of the new Las Vegas NBA team?
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Alexander Graham Bell
George Washington Carver
John Jacob Astor
John Quincy Adams
RushmoreLists@RushmoreLists
Let’s make a Mt Rushmore of people who go by their full name (first-middle-last). Our four: Mary Tyler Moore Martin Luther King (Jr) James Earl Jones Edgar Allen Poe Who else goes/went by all three names?
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At the end of “Major League,” why did so many fans have “Wild Thing” signs at a game they had no reason to believe Rick Vaughn would appear in? He wasn’t a relief pitcher.
I guess it *was* his turn in the rotation; pre-internet maybe they didn’t get word that he wasn’t starting.
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Upon his arrival at the pearly gates, Chuck Norris sat in judgment of the Almighty.
RIP
ESPN@espn
Martial arts grandmaster and action star Chuck Norris has died, his family said in a statement. He was 86. Norris was a six-time undefeated World Professional Middleweight Karate champion. He founded the United Fighting Arts Federation, as well as a style of karate sometimes known as Chun Kuk Do.
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@PineTop42 He did almost as much damage at the stadium in Pittsburgh as Kenny Pickett, so I think the answer is clear.
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The only monkey wrench in this plan is that Donald Trump would never act disloyally toward one of his Vice Presidents.
Will Steakin@wsteaks
NEW: Some GOP donors are already quietly mobilizing behind Rubio for 2028 — plotting ways to boost him over Vance, including a “draft Rubio” effort after the midterms, sources tell ABC News Comes as Trump has privately been noting how “popular” and “loved” Rubio has become since joining admin: abcnews.com/Politics/gop-d…
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Interesting. I grew up near the Minnesota/Iowa/South Dakota confluence and have always thought of “drinking fountain” and “water fountain” as more or less interchangeable.
Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge
Albion's Seed talks about this
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