JonasaurusReks - Giga Chad Gamer

The collab we need this pride season. @GileadSciences @Florastor #happypride

Did @SUBWAY just rebrand Courtesy Bottom?

Happy birthday to Me and @lorde and no one else fuck yaya-y’all

Taylor swift is probably going to be pegging tonight #SuperBowl #TaylorSwift #pegging

Bitches after seeing that coffeemate commercial #SuperBowl #coffeemate

Walking into a dispensary now a days be like… “Hello friend welcome in I’m Bentley Brinkley Smithington can I pair you with one of our care ambassadors to begin your personalized herbal healing journey?” Um… I’m here to buy drugs… #cannabis #weed

Me waiting patiently for Triple Triad Open Tournaments to start. #FFXIV #FinalFantasyXIV

No fucking butt slider in the graphics update? For how many fucking times we pray returned to the fucking waking sands we have 50 million fit bit steps and still have NO ASS! Fuck this game. #ffxiv

Dave Matthew’s Band sounds like the soundtrack to your parents telling you they’re getting divorced and it’s all your fault.

I feel like there should be a Hello Kitty Style character based on the poop emoji called “Hello Shitty”

I’m thinking of writing a parody to Tiffany’s hit single “I think we’re alone now” entitled “I think we can bone now” I think it’d be a banger for sure.

The Jesus glam has staying power

Full Degen Status

Hint water tastes like somebody ate the fruit it’s supposed to taste like and then burped the flavor directly into your mouth.

I think a bird flew into our sliding door. Should probably clean them.

I've done it... I'm going to hell... Again

Babies born from late 2020-22ish should be called “Boredom Boomers” because everybody was bored and raw dawgin’ it during lockdown. 😏😏😏

I should do one of those "Clean with me" videos. Ya know the ones where people videotape themselves cleaning their homes except it would just be me opening the door for the cleaning lady and then from there it's just a POV of me going to Starbucks. #influencer

The people at Scrub Daddy should make a companion cleaning product for their wildly popular sponges called “Daddy Cream”

Got a fantastic view of the T Swiz concert from Top golf. 💅🏻👄💅🏻