Jules, a parody…

Okay... I set up an account on Mastodon - @julesdoestech@ioc.exchange

Oh yeah, I'm also on bluesky... Same user name. Same sass.

@FeiKhal It's okay - we can get you some emotional support

Do people still use this app?

@TheOnlyMike_E I love youuu and miss youuuuu!

@JulesDoesTech Ilu and Miss u.

The only Barbie I’ve related to.

@Coleens_ 20+ years ago in a chat room we probably both shouldn’t have been in, then switching over to MSN messenger to talk about basic things. Last year, he opened up and told me how he felt.

My kid graduated 5th grade. You are all crying. Not me. 😩😩😩

@drahcir_rahl Welcome to SeaTac where nothing makes sense and they change gates for fun

Oh fun taxing at SeaTac to gate n and my connection flight is boarding in 2 mins at a D1 gate 🙄

@BentleyAudrey We can work together

Welp.

@AlyssaM_InfoSec Someone needs to tell him that if he has to say the thing, he’s not the thing. 🤣

No you…

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@drahcir_rahl Dang, sad to hear it’s weak, but we can fix that. Hello all the limes and a lemon. 🥲

Ohhh

@Rawbyjane You are so fucking adorable and beautiful. 😘😘

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@drahcir_rahl It’s been wild. Have a good weekend!

OMG what was up with this week? Everyone I am hearing from has had a rough one. So glad today is my friday.

@bigrog6395 @poopio_ @TizzyEnt @JinkiesJerrica Def Gold Bar. I grew up there. He has Pickle Farm Road written all over him.

@poopio_ @TizzyEnt @JinkiesJerrica Nah Gold Bar and probably pissed he had to leave the sticks to come to Seattle

Hey Seattle, know him? Let me or @JinkiesJerrica know

@TheJimmyGraham I mean, the nutritional value of a car decreases as it leaves the lot, so I’m sure it was easy. Joking aside, good to see ya back! 👏🏻

Sore AF but back on the bike stitches and all. Appreciate everyone who reached out after eating that car. 🤘🏽🖤🚴🏽

@electrifying I feel you. I grieve on this day more than celebrate. ❤️ sending love

from never really having a "mother" to never really having a positive "mothers day" experience, ive always shunned this "holiday". my expectations always hurt my feelings, which is my own fault, of course. but i truly wish this day didn't exist. you shouldn't need a "day" to

Hi 👋

Looking forward to getting this on my priesty!