David Kellett

Idiot parking by Imperial college students. Obviously lacking in social intelligence.

@49erGirl16 @WorkElizab Bollocks, trigger belonged to a singing cowboy. Find his name rather than me tell you.

@WorkElizab Trigger was the horse’s name. Hi-Ho Silver was some shit he said.

@WorkElizab Silver

@messedupfoods Don’t eat there!

You walk into a restaurant and see this. What’s your first thought? 🤔

@explorebeauty12 Watch strap pin.

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@ronsterd89 Throw it away.

Can anyone recommend the best way to get rid of mold/mildew/grime on the underside of a shower curtain?

@MahikRani50377 Vacuum cleaner socket.

Just moved into a new house and have no idea what this thing is 😅 It’s mounted low near the floor, randomly placed in the hallway. The house was built in 2005, but I can’t figure out what it’s for. Anyone recognize this? 🤔

@otokyo Trucks experiencing brake failure.

What is this for? Correct answer deserves $990

@_josephine0_ My wife.

🤔🤔

@stephenpeterman @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC We were directed towards the ticketing office by a steward. ☹️

@Kelletwit @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC Could have got in without upgrading it .. unless you look very young

@FulhamFC My son, a season ticket holder for himself and his two sons, invited me to watch Fulham v Bournemouth, in place of his two sons. As an 84 year old pensioner they charged me £68 for the privilege. They should be ashamed.

@MatthewD786 @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC True. Honesty is not rewarded these days.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Sheep shearing tongs

It’s Tony Blair’s 73'° birthday. What present would you give him?

@Matt_Pinner 2

If the answer ain't 12, then what is the correct one? Only 1% can answer this, make sure you are among.

@Keir_Starmer He means ‘non-working’ people. A typical deceitful comment.

Before the war in Iran I made clear: it is only fair that we have a windfall tax when energy companies make windfall profits, so we can help families with the cost of living. The Tories, Reform, SNP all oppose it. Only this Labour government stands up for working people.

@WorkElizab Woodbines

🤔🤔

@WorkElizab Woodbines

@honeymoon250 10% max

@Hania16836 22

@femalebodybuil6 A wood plane

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@ronsterd89 Toast

What is this?