David Kellett

Idiot parking by Imperial college students. Obviously lacking in social intelligence.

@stephenpeterman @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC We were directed towards the ticketing office by a steward. ☹️

@Kelletwit @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC Could have got in without upgrading it .. unless you look very young

@FulhamFC My son, a season ticket holder for himself and his two sons, invited me to watch Fulham v Bournemouth, in place of his two sons. As an 84 year old pensioner they charged me £68 for the privilege. They should be ashamed.

@MatthewD786 @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC True. Honesty is not rewarded these days.

@Kelletwit @WhiteNoise1879 @FulhamFC Should of just gone in with a child’s ticket you really think they gonna turn an 84 year old away

@NotFarLeftAtAll Sheep shearing tongs

It’s Tony Blair’s 73'° birthday. What present would you give him?

@Matt_Pinner 2

If the answer ain't 12, then what is the correct one? Only 1% can answer this, make sure you are among.

@Keir_Starmer He means ‘non-working’ people. A typical deceitful comment.

Before the war in Iran I made clear: it is only fair that we have a windfall tax when energy companies make windfall profits, so we can help families with the cost of living. The Tories, Reform, SNP all oppose it. Only this Labour government stands up for working people.

@WorkElizab Woodbines

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@WorkElizab Woodbines

@honeymoon250 10% max

@Hania16836 22

@femalebodybuil6 A wood plane

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@ronsterd89 Toast

What is this?

@_Afcbanks City have scored more goals!

Someone explain to me as a 5 year old why Arsenal ain’t top when we all have the same number of goal difference and points even alphabetically “A” comes first than “M”

@_Afcbanks City scored more goals!

@ronsterd89 Elsie, Alice, Vera, Isobel.

@eToro I think your tv ad is extremely stupid, and challenges the integrity of your organisation.

@_01Legion Bullsh…..

🚨🔵 BREAKING NEWS ‼️😳 "Chelsea will be stripped of the Club World Cup gold badge if they failed to qualify for champions league."

@Matt_Pinner 6

How good is your maths? You are a genius if you can get the answer

@otokyo__ Watch strap retainer

I’m sure no one can guess what this small metal object is used for

@BenGrahamUK It’s bollocks.

This rainbow junction in Hounslow cost £48,174 of public money. Some will say it promotes inclusion. Others will question the cost. Where do you stand?