Tweet Disematkan
LL Cool Tweet
27.6K posts
LL Cool Tweet
@LLcoooltweet
Soon I’ll have that little mermaid and the ocean will be mine.
In your dreams Bergabung Ağustos 2017
2.7K Mengikuti3.7K Pengikut
LL Cool Tweet me-retweet
@DawnsMission So does the Dr. in front of your name stand for doctor or dick rider?
English
Spotted a woman inside Trader Joe’s wearing a mask.
Stepped outside to load my groceries and there she was, mask on in 100° weather with nobody else around.
At this point, it has to be a mental illness, would you agree?
English
@Staceballs Most amazing! Most loveable! Most likely to be a supermodel!
English
Idk about anyone else, but my friends are awesome and somehow still love me in-spite of me being like this… ALL the time. And yeah, you would be correct in assuming I was voted “most talkative” in HS, which also means “most exhausting, but somehow still VERY annoyingly lovable”
English
@AmbroseBielecki @ThrillaRilla369 😂😂 she is the sweetest for real 😂
English
@LLcoooltweet @ThrillaRilla369 you'd better not get doxxed because I'm coming for that cat when I find your address
English
If I broke into your place and grabbed what's under your bed, what would I get?
English
The Bluey Cricket episode is just the best and I will always cry when it comes on.
English
@jgibbjr @egyptian_neenan There’s one a city over from me! It’s pretty big too! 8 is almost outgrown it but I’m clinging to our last few months of it 😂
English
I could easily survive this
Josh🌨️ saw Supergirl 🧸@celestialdevils
the sentinels stepping on the geriatric x-men in doomsday
English
Friend: we’d like a seat on the patio
Me: it’s 700 degrees outside
Her: I’m sure it will be fine
Me: if I even feel a hint of a single sweat bead start to form in the crack of my a-
Hostess: I’m with the blonde
I’m the blonde
English
LL Cool Tweet me-retweet
You know, I love kids. I'll defend kids crying on airplanes and melting down in restaurants. I respect parents who are doing their best.
But tonight at dinner, I encountered a toddler with a kazoo, and let me tell you, we all have limits.
English
I fully believe we should get kitten maternity leave least 6 months
𝓐 ⭑@ayojoestar
Sorry I’m gonna have to call off today bc I realized my kitten is getting bigger and I need to spend time with her while shes still baby. Cat tax below
English
I am a licensed star dealer. If you see one you like, do not hesitate to reach out. I’m happy to help find the one that works best for your budget. All sales final.
Clicks@clickshaber
Cristiano Ronaldo, sevgilisi Georgina Rodriguez için gökyüzünden 37 milyon 500 bin dolara yıldız satın aldı.
English
@LLcoooltweet Your name is “LL Cool Tweet” I know you’re fun 😂😂
English
It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN
Do you ever get exhausted by food? Not the food itself, just the endless cycle of deciding what to eat, shopping for it, cooking it, and having to do it all over again every single freaking day.
English
Commercials are like, maybe your kid is having mood swings because you’re not buying our $350 vitamins.
English