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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
@Staceballs
I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
Louisville, CO Katılım Şubat 2019
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@Staceballs @mollywidstrom But wired got better so who’s to say
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@mollywidstrom Omg yeah! We had to watch this in weekly installments in the 4th grade! Omg I totally forgot about it
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@Staceballs honestly it's been directly downhill since he left
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@HalideRivers I actually lowkey love it too, I just can’t imagine eating a bunch of it in Arizona heat 😂
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@Staceballs Low key I love cottage cheese - Knudsen small curds for life - but I'm gagging pretzels and carrots in there
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Imagine eating 16 oz of cottage cheese in 100° weather… RIP
Suns Uniform Tracker@SunsUniTracker
The D-backs will have a "Healthy People Like Baseball, Too" parfait at games this year 🤤 It's cottage cheese with carrot sticks, celery, salted almonds and crunchy pretzels.
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If they don’t get hot nose ring nurse out of detention immediately, I will rally the Amish
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putting a seat belt on ur take away is a must. it isn’t performative; it’s functional.
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
Would you throw the seafood away or eat it
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We are the daughters of the madness you couldn’t march.
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Arise, fellow demons, our time has come
Pop Base@PopBase
Aries season has started. (March 20 - April 19)
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you love beating a WHAT
CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder
I love beating a dead horse idgaf I got something else to say
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@LLcoooltweet I remember having to google what smh meant back in like 2017 😂, I was like “ohhhhh…” 😂
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I feel young but when nobody is looking I google what STG means.
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@ajrichar We have hummingbirds here, but I don’t have a hummingbird feeder
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Just recently refilled the bird feeder outside my front window now that all the finches are back, and… can confirm. It’s maybe the cutest thing ever
kk 🐛@cutiegurlk8
nobody talks about how cute it is that cats instinctively go akakakaka when they see a bird
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WHY DO I HAVE THIS
𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥@Charlygotyou
Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?
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(Loudly chewing bagel) idk prolly die
Melissa@JustAMomNamedMM
do you have a backup plan for when ai takes over your job?
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@EmmaScott I ordered a couple of things from them a few years ago that just did not fit right. It was always something awkward about the cut, or the way the fabric would lay… not a fan. That said, I’m short as hell, tiny waist, but double-cheeked up… maybe I’m the problem 😂
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Lady types: What are your thoughts on Halara? I have impossibly long legs, and their stuff comes in extra tall, but the prices make me nervous that it's junk.
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