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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid
@Staceballs
I’m the Ansel Adams of slapping a filter on pics of my lunch
Colorado, USA Katılım Şubat 2019
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@TheMovieMermaid Yeah but it’s ok because we love a wife guy!💀
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Odysseus after doing something that kills five more of his shipmates
GIF
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As if I needed a reason to love him even more 😍
James@exhaustdata
Just learned that writer/illustrator Edward Gorey was the most dripped out guy of all time
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@brent858 Love a deranged Neera crashout, she just cannot help herself
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Neera Tanden being stuck in the Poster’s Loop of increasingly deranged statements brought on by feeling the need to respond to every single critic is very funny
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@PerryPerihelion Same! I cried soooooo hard during the finale
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@Staceballs My nephew and niece begged me to watch it with them and take them to the movie, I was truly blown away by how funny AND moving it was.
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My daughter has been on a one-woman crusade to get me to watch The Amazing Digital Circus, but is also acutely aware that I’m a crybaby… she was right 😭🥰
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Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid retweetledi
1) he said nothing about sex and your weirdo 2016 smear tactics are see-through these days
2) you don’t need to put “woman” in parentheses when the term “congresswoman” is already gendered
Neera Tanden🌻@neeratanden
Way to be dismissive of a candidate 3-term (woman) congresswoman.
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@Akathisis Does my childlike sense of wonder count?
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@Staceballs To serve to a child as breakfast or to eat first thing in the am only god can judge you?
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Not now, I’m furiously googling whether or not popcorn can be considered a breakfast food
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“The hatred from her haters,” lmao… you really thought you cooked here, huh?
Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️@0liviajulianna
She finally cracked the code on how to harness the hatred from her haters into momentum and I fear there’s nothing that’s gonna be able to stop that now. I liked McMorrow but I think Stevens winning is inevitable at this point. Abdul sure did make her work for it though.
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@Staceballs Whatta ya mean? You eat it a breakfast? Then it’s a breakfast food.
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@JebraFaushay I should tell you I am a Greek… & I appear in this film.
Does that not suffice?
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@Kateness8 Joke’s on you, my real
name is Dennis! 👀💀
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Fell asleep on the couch and had a dream that I got like realllllly good seats for The Odyssey (we are talking D11 iykyk,) BUT in my dream, his name was Keith and nobody addressed it, not even ANNE HATHAWAY
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@Staceballs This is what happens when you find an old back of edibles …
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@keithdorejel No it’s definitely a super noble name… but the Keith who showed up in my dream was Morrison, which made the whole thing immediately hilarious
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I’m afraid to give my Nolan Favorites™️ ranking, because what happens if I say Interstellar is no. 1, closely followed by Memento and Insomnia? WHAT THEN?
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@JustJoshinNH I can think of worse uses for my tax dollars
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@Staceballs Instead of passing the basket for Jimmy Fund they asked us all to pay for an abortion
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The Odyssey isn’t that woke… though I did find it a little bizarre when they called intermission halfway through and made us all sign up to join DSA, but being able to see the third act definitely justified the means to such an end.
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@JAMnit_JAM No I just thought a British accent would be fun
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So I saw the Odisaw... and I really related to that one funny looking fellow who fell asleep easily because I too dozed off several times. #theodyssey
PS: It was good. My ability to stay awake isnt.
the World's Greatest Narcissist@JAMnit_JAM
If you see the Odyssey does it suddenly become the Odisaw?
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