@ayahbongz Qwaba mntasekhaya, babebesicingisa into enintsi sixakekile 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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MaJalamba
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MaJalamba
@LadyApidge
Personification of a Woman|#Entrepreneur|#CorporateMC| #DigitalMarketingExpert #PaidMediaAdvertisingGuru #CampaignManager #SundownsSuperFan
South Africa Bergabung Mart 2010
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Asazi bethuna, khanisuse umntana lo angonzakali 😔
KHALID@H0H0v
if the tree, when it falls, forms a right triangle with the ground, will the boy be safe?
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@lee_Duruwe_ Oh I love her so much ❤️Ngaske ibengu Mamam. Coz lo wam tells everyone who cares to listen that my offices are sea facing and now abantu bacela ndibakhelele amanzi olwandle for i lucky 😭😭😭
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My granny has ruined my street cred all in the name of trying to protect me. Every curious person that asks her “uLisa uyaphangela?” she responds and says “uphangela phi? uyazisokolela”
😭😭
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@lee_Duruwe_ My mom used to tell people im still in high school failing that time o was completing varsity. One day I came home driving after I started my first job. She died 2 months later. I understood why she lied and protected me from the streets
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Can't believe I was just stopped for speeding on the N1 just before Polokwane. Now the traffic officer took my phone and licence, he said I should come back and get it on Tuesday. I'm probably just going to have to be offline all weekend💔💔💔
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@GarethCliff Ungakulinge usiqhele umnqundu wena. Rha kutheni sanyeleka ngoku
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The Eastern Cape is easily our dumbest province. Anyone have IQ stats for it?
Sphiwe Hobasi@MrCow_man
The Director of Public Prosecution has taken a decision to charge the Deputy Mayor of Bitou Municipality, Nokuzola Kolwapi regarding an incident where she was seen discharging an alleged firearm in public #sabcnews
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South Africa please do the same 😭
Anthony Albanese@AlboMP
NEWS: We’re cutting gambling ads on TV, radio, online and on the field.
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Mseleku? Black Coffee? 21 Savage? Siya Kolisi?
athi🧸@MdingiAthi
Apparently he now has a WIFE and a pregnant GIRLFRIEND 😭😭
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Rolihlahla ke se hong hong?
MALOME PAPI@murphygee5
So you're telling me Nelson Mandela has no Xhosa name ?
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😭😭😭 R4.5k a month for 6 months is R27k. That's a small price to pay to get rid of the person who sells your teaspoons when you are at work. 6 months of not having an eating schedule to share the last Le Morgan plate left in the house.
Le rata depth gore.@Ketso28
Ntate Moloto charges 8,9k to admit someone and the next month you have to pay 4,5k monthly. Yeses. Nkampane ka ipolaya 😭
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@MpiloKhumalo_ Wait, I need to turn my notifications on so that I don't miss anything
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As long as she doesn’t drug and rob our agents, we’ll consider that an improvement over her past behavior.
TMZ@TMZ
Cardi B Jokingly Threatens to 'Jump' ICE At Her Concert tmz.me/04EH0wB
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A perverted struggling artist from Limpopo known as Moque Slenderboy (40) is predating on a school boy Mojalefa (17).
Moque Slenderboy also sells fake sneakers in Limpopo he purchases in Small Street; Johannesburg.
It is said the disgusting Moque Slenderboy has leaked their sex tape and it's currently circulating on Facebook.
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