Jack Ó’Lantern 🎃

"He steals other people’s tweets from his TL and rewords them in an Irish context…"

Face Reveal

Girl is your name Tara because you are the central focal point of my life

Next objective: introduce the unwashed masses of #irishtwt to Chelsea Wolfe’s entire discography

there’s an Irish account #onhere that routinely gets loads of RTs and likes on stuff but their whole page is just parroting jokes other people have already tweeted first

What if we had a picnic at the bog? What then?

@susieskov I love my gingers its just a stupid joke ♥️ You will all be worshipped like Gods in 32 county Ireland fr

@LeglessScut Okay good because i was about to be like the redheads walk among u . do u know that im ginger

Just saw a redhead in real life I thought we exterminated them mfs in 2008?

@susieskov Ngl Sus idek I just be saying shit

@LeglessScut ?!?!?!???? ???? ???? ?????? ??????

Its almost time to unleash this bad boy

Licking the fake tan off my Longford girl’s neck like the chocolate on a Loop-The-Loop

Call me The Lumineers the way I be saying Hey to these Hoes

As an Irish Republican, when Lady Gaga said “Ra-Ra-Ah-Ah-Ah” I felt that

I went to Dealz and everybody knew you

Yea I have a porn addiction Porn myself another pint of Beamish

Life is all about finding balance, which is why you’re going to have to put up with this average sized penis of mine for the rest of yours

On a date with a girl who has a fringe

I got a H1 in Leaving Cert Maths and im telling you 26+6=1

Going back to finish my degree this september as a mature student 💔

@David64430135 Sometimes you just gotta live for yourself big fella

I miss having someone to live for…