Jack Ó’Lantern 🎃

@EaterOfWorlds96 Aint no fence sitters round these parts sweetie just all or nothings fr fr

@LeglessScut Tbf when was the last time you just sat on a wall brother ?

What if the 33rd county is your heart?

Call me circumcised the way I just ran out of skins #AmberLeafTwt

Ayo wheres all my #AlcoholicWithSevereMentalIssuesTwt moots at?

Thats an interesting take but let me see what @LeglessScut has to say first before coming to a conclusion

Who’s gonna win this ultimate showdown?

Justin Barrett vs Jords rap battle in Phoenix Park tomorrow at 3pm sharp tickets for sale on eventbrite going fast

Im hearing rumours about a possible #gaeltwt vs #irishtwt civil war tomorrow bank holiday monday

Camogie player from Nenagh wouldnt let me hit it raw so I said babygirl get a grip not even 2 Johnnies could cover my Tipp

Donegal baddie just told me her favourite tv shows are Gogglebox and Mrs Browns Boys

@commiecone Grma

@LeglessScut you might have the best tweets in this platform

I was born to drink Beamish and eat pussy

@whiskenyl @bradley_0000 Give me drinking at Sparch in the sun or give me death

@bradley_0000 @LeglessScut the humble galway

Heading to Dublin as a Culchie

Reading Normal People by Sally Rooney

Just because im a full grown man doesnt mean im immune to armpit tickles

@bradley_0000 Its because you drive us mental

@LeglessScut Culchies can’t keep dubs out there mind

Girl is your name Large Crispy Shredded Chicken from Xi’an because when I hold you in my arms suddenly everybody wants a taste

Need a girl called Dearbhla to rub my head and tell me what a good boy I am

How come when I put pineapple on my pizza nobody bats an eye but the minute I put it on my chicken fillet roll all of a sudden im satan reincarnated?

Hey #irishtwt fuck marry kill the members of the band Kingfishr