(Parody)Carmen/MellyAlt

//my pinned post. Extremely new to this type of thing. I suck at dialog so please, advice is heavily appreciated. Comments for info

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp you arent... that old, alma? //melly cannot be nice even if she is trying

@LobAgentIzzy @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp -She looked down at the two of them, god was she REALLY that old?- you were...only 15 ten years ago...?

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp [Izzy dragged Melly around for a few more minutes before putting them in front of the glass of Alma's unit.] "Alma. Melly." [Izzy sat down in front of the unit.] "I want you two to talk to each other like civilized people. Please."

@LobAgentIzzy @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp I-i swear if you say another word about my age.... //apologizes, I will be gone for a bit. Ill reply to stuff as soon as I can, but ill be VERY slow

@LightOfHumans @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp "Oh, you're younger than me! I kinda just assumed you'd be older since you participated in that war forever ago!"

@LobAgentIzzy @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp And I was about... 10... ish.. at the start of the war

@LightOfHumans @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp "...I was 15 years old ten years ago."

@LobAgentIzzy @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp I-IT WAS ONLY LIKE... 8 TO 10 YEARS AGO YOU ASSHOLE! IM NOT OLD!

@LightOfHumans @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp "Wait, you guys were in the Smoke War? I remember reading about that for a history test!"

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp We are both in... highly similar situations. You... look old enough to have experienced the smoke war too... thats 2 things right there.

@LightOfHumans @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp i doubt you could ever.

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp ... when you no longer refer to me as a heratic.

@LobAgentIzzy @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp i feel she should stop refering to me as an apostle.

@LobAgentIzzy @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp I loathe her. She is one of my least favorite people. She larps as one of those genocidal inquisitiors then tries to murder me. [Sigh] though I can relate to it... [ahem] her, in some aspects.

@LightOfHumans @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp "How about how we feel about each other, huh? Something light!" [Izzy is trying her best here...]

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp ..fine. what even do I have to speak with you about?

@LightOfHumans @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp I repeat. i am not an IT.

@LobAgentIzzy @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp ... fine. I'll be... Civil to ... it

@LightOfHumans @ALMA_LOBOTOMY @MellyLobCorp "Melly." [Izzy sighed and dragged her hands down her face.] "I want to at LEAST give this a shot with you two. Melly, you're one of my /best friends./ I care about you! Alma, you're my /girlfriend./ I care about you too! I just want you two to at LEAST tolerate each other."

@ALMA_LOBOTOMY @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp Big words for someone behind a cell for... corrosion or whatever.

@LightOfHumans @LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp I am not a 'Thing' Melly.

@LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp F-fine... [Melly follows Izzy to architecture]

@LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp "Yes, exposure therapy. Now. Let's go." [Izzy grabbed Melly by the arm and began to drag them along to the architecture department.]

[Sigh] Might as well. nothing on my hair or clothes...

@LobAgentIzzy @MellyLobCorp Huh? Exposure therapy?

@MellyLobCorp [Izzy uncapped the marker and wrote "exposure therapy today" on Melly's arm.] "C'mon."

@MagdaNugget @MellyLobCorp ...

@LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp A-A GLUE FACTORY?? C'mon the video i-isn't even that bad! It's just some s-silly whiskers...!! Can't I even show it t-to my friends...?

@MagdaNugget @MellyLobCorp You show it to anyone and I'll be showing you a glue factory

@LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp B-BUT I WANT TO K-KEEP IT AS A NICE M-MEMORY!!! WHYYY-

@MagdaNugget @MellyLobCorp Delete it before I hit 0.

@LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp T-Two now? T-Two what? Apples? B-Banana- WAIT THAT'S A COUNTDOWN I-I'M SORRY, I APOLOGIZE!!!

@MagdaNugget @MellyLobCorp 2...

@LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp T-Three? What...?

@Tatyana_Yuri @MellyLobCorp ... huh.... im the gay person? Fajr

@MellyLobCorp Don't mind if I do! [She takes her wrist, and hastily scribbles "Yuri person", before making a run for it.]

@MagdaNugget @MellyLobCorp ... 3.

@MellyLobCorp Camera? Do you mean this v-video camera I was c-conveniently holding w-while drawing the w-whiskers?

@RYCHOCOHIRE @MellyLobCorp Aww, its cute!

@MellyLobCorp ✶ With strenuous effort, she draws a treble clef. Success! ... It looks too small in hindsight.