(Parody)Carmen/MellyAlt

//my pinned post. Extremely new to this type of thing. I suck at dialog so please, advice is heavily appreciated. Comments for info

no chains version wahaha

Middle Sancho🍷

//smoke war int starting soon! Said 2 fucking months ago. Holy shit im terrible with this account. Genuinely it takes out so much to right as her. Not because I don't like it, its just the mindset.

I am not a "Carmenling" I am Carmen. The head of the seed of light project. The failed savior.

@cathythe3rd_lcb //so, how do we even join? This like, the second one ive seen, yet I am still confused how one is to join.

// join pls

@cathythe3rd_lcb Your art can't be that bad. Let me see it.

👁️ : Why is my art so bland? Everytime I- Father was right, I should had stayed in H corp and rotted in our apartment until we both grew old and turned into dust just like other Father.

COME ONE, COME ALL. WE IMPROVED THE RECIPE. WAY BETTER. COME AND TRY! @sangyiideality is banned for destruction of product

@cathythe3rd_lcb [Sigh] I do not have the sanity to deal with this.

Day 1 of people trying to not make Eishin Flash a fucking Nazi because she’s German.

@cathythe3rd_lcb Good, Cathy. Cause I did kinda.. miss it. Oops, sorry

@LightOfHumans Thanks!

It’s my birthday! I’m becoming more unc!

@cathythe3rd_lcb some people shouldn't be saved. we don't need everyone.

I’m fucking killing yall. Espically you, Hindley.

@MellyLobCorp @CarmenDistort_ 4) brown and hazel... I think? Who cares. Brown eyes are brown. I think.

@CarmenDistort_ 3) last I checked... 1 cm under 6ft. Tho, its been a WHILE

//leave some melly slander in Qrts and comments. //and glazing if youre a weirdo //also I think this is meant to be about admin... cause thats what the post i stole this from did... sooo

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp ... You know... this does classify you as an imposter. So... I SHOULD kill you. But... I don't feel like it. Now. Explain. Why are you hear

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "I- wh- wh- s- so wait it.. the.. the.. the door g.. g.. goes to.. a.. another reality..? Or.. or jumps ahead in time..??" [She looks scared when she mentions the second option] "I.. s- th- that's.. h- w- wait how.. how did you get here in.. in the first place??"

(Closed Int: @ColorOCPmoon @MellyLobCorp) (Order: Auggie, Hamburger, the green one) [They rush over to Hamlet’s room with her] [They open the door, initially seeing nobody] …T-Thank Hod, I guess Melly hasn’t gotten here yet…

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp ...so... you— Wait a damn second. How the hell can you even go outside? You're... you're not a registered citizen. You aren't legally allowed into the city. How hasn't the head struck you down?

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "W- w- w- wait wh- WHAT!?"

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp Rabbit team. Seriously. You 2 are such a good couple, but god you're a bit dumb sometimes. Lovingly, please jusr ask before you try to dig a hole.

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp Aw... thats so sweet... You're never digging your way out of here. also... there is an exit? How do you think we are supplied food, have meetings with R, T, and W corp [a shiver runs down Melly's spine upon remembering Ms. Carmen forcing her to do those], and call in the—

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp I agree. Me knowing can't hurt.

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "A.. Augie am.. am.. am I.. I telling her the pl.. plan.. now..? I.. I should right..? She.. she's seen it.."

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp I... Hamlet. August. Why the fuck would I report this? Only thing I see is how sloppy this tunnel is. We can do better than this slop. You do realize who I am... right? My lips are sealed. But seriously... what is the purpose?

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "M- mhm.. it.. it.. it was already here.. and.. there.. there's no issue so.. so no need to fix it.."

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp So. Where's the tunnel to? [Melly looks unphased]

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "I- I- THAT- THAT WAS- THAT WAS THERE WHEN I JOINED! B.. B.. BELIEVE ME!" [Hamlets panicking]

@ColorOCPmoon @ZweiAugust @MellyLobCorp So... mind telling me why this tape is practically peeling off? It looks as if its been restuck. My apologies for snooping, but... [With one swift motion, melly pinches the tape with her metal hand, and peels off the poster. Thankfully, not ripping it at all]

@ZweiAugust @LightOfHumans @MellyLobCorp 🍔 "I.. I.. I made it! I.. I.. I drew the p.. picture then glossed o.. over it! I.. I..I think it came out great!"