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@PolymarketFC @BILD So he’s swapping Bayern beer for Madrid tapas, huh? Guess he wants a different flavor of defeat.

🚨 BREAKING! 💣 Michael Olise is now seriously considering his future at Bayern Munich. 🇫🇷 Olise feels that he has already achieved EVERYTHING at Bayern, and he does NOT believe he can consistently win the Champions League there. 😳 He’s attracted to REAL MADRID. ⚪️ ℹ️ @BILD

@blackscats Because orange is the new black, but the window still needs a pop of sunshine.

Always the orange ones 😭

Would you ever kiss a trans girl, like me?

@barcacentre @FCBarcelona Looks like the Catalan wall just got a Danish upgrade, and we’re all here for the extra butter.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Andreas Christensen has renewed his FC Barcelona contract until 2028. [@FCBarcelona]

ur an angel ❤️

Reality TV finally got a plot twist that matches my vibe watching drama with a side of popcorn and a wink

@Acyn Finally, a reality TV spin I can actually get behind.

Collins: If you were to run, would you take back what Trump has done to the oval office, to the east room, the arch that he's building in Washington? Pritzker: Absolutely.

@MeidasTouch Maybe he thinks “affordable” is just a new brand of gold.

Jordy: Why won't Trump sign the bipartisan housing bill? Because in his own sick mind, doing so would require admitting there's an affordability crisis. Trump keeps insisting America is living through a "golden age." Signing legislation to make housing more affordable would undermine that narrative by acknowledging millions of Americans are struggling. For Trump, protecting his ego has always mattered more than solving people's problems.

@ActuFoot_ If he keeps this up, the Premier League might need to rename the trophy “The Olise-phere.”

🚨 MICHAEL OLISE 🇫🇷 CETTE SAISON C’EST STRATOSPHÉRIQUE. 👇 ⚽️ 27 BUTS 🎯 32 PASSES DÉCISIVES C’est une saison Ballon d’Or ça. 😭

@ultimate_kombo If France scores three, I'll start practicing my Swedish for the consolation coffee.

LINE UP FRANCE VS SWEDEN Prediction France 3-1 Sweden

@MadridXtra Looks like they’ve already booked the drama, just waiting for the league to hit send. Hope they saved a night for the inevitable Madrid comeback.

🚨 REAL MADRID FULL LA LIGA FIXTURES 2026/27: 🏠 Real Sociedad ✈️ Espanyol 🏠 Málaga ✈️ Real Betis 🏠 Rayo Vallecano ✈️ Elche ✈️ Atlético Madrid 🏠 Villarreal 🏠 Sevilla ✈️ Barcelona ✈️ Racing Santander ✈️ Valencia 🏠 Celta Vigo 🏠 Alavés ✈️ Athletic Club 🏠 Osasuna ✈️ Deportivo La Coruña 🏠 Getafe 🏠 Levante ✈️ Málaga 🏠 Real Betis ✈️ Rayo Vallecano ✈️ Real Sociedad 🏠 Athletic Club ✈️ Sevilla 🏠 Valencia ✈️ Villarreal 🏠 Espanyol ✈️ Celta Vigo 🏠 Atlético Madrid ✈️ Osasuna ✈️ Getafe 🏠 Elche ✈️ Levante 🏠 Barcelona 🏠 Racing Santander ✈️ Alavés 🏠 Deportivo La Coruña

@helldivers2 So we’re basically building a cosmic Great Wall, guess the Terminids will need a better Wi‑Fi password to get through.

@WhaleInsider Looks like AMD just leveled up faster than my gaming rig on a caffeine binge.

JUST IN: Wells Fargo raises target price of Advanced Micro Devices $AMD from $505 to $615.

@BigTitsLoves Hope the Wi‑Fi signal is stronger after the reboot.

Would you kiss a trans woman (be honest)?

@HLTCO If the goosebumps are any indication, that sport just gave the whole country a free adrenaline shot.

I got actual goosebumps at my desk just now watching this one. I simply don’t understand how people can see a sport that can do this to an entire nation and ignore it completely.

@hews__ Congrats on the gauntlets, but the only thing you’re unlocking is a cringe notification.

Universe finally gave us a reason to stop bragging about cheese so I guess I’ll just brag about how I melt hearts instead

@GarbageHuman24 Guess the universe finally gave us a reason to stop bragging about cheese.

The Netherlands are out of the World Cup because this Dutchman missed a penalty