A_K84 🌲

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random person walking by agrees with you

@dannethboi Taxes?

the Pacific Northwest just does it better

@supermarkusa Good grief. This made me laugh!

Especially here on Twitter🤣

@ohthatfknguy And sells oranges?

The only Jesus I’m looking for today is the one who’s wife makes the bomb ass tamales

@LoggerM2 I'll be honking at you while you sit at a green light checking twitter

Yup.

@LoggerM2 Get off your phone while you're driving lol

@Benkly17 Flonase?

I’m the drug dealer in my office, I got Claritin D, Tylenol, whatever you need bruh

Ummmm….

@slimjim33_33 Yikes!

@LoggerM2 Dumpling....... Dumping.

Ah yes, spring, 28° spring....

@Benkly17 I kinda wanna blast the same thing in cubicle land today

@LoggerM2 People are yelling

Blaring The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald from my office and people areee pissed

@Benkly17 Put it on repeat!

Get out! #Seinfeld / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

Theo Von on talking rabbit holes on Thanksgiving: "Somebody’s like do you want the baked beans?" "Not if you f*cking think we landed on the moon I don’t."

Just now finding out about @weatherchannel’s retro option, music and everything, and I am weeping openly. Feels so good to be back baby weather.com/retro/