HowlingMadMurphy

@mythotrad White boy summer starts right NOW

I sat down to take a dump earlier and just as the first log popped a huge explosion shook the house. Terror. I had finally blown out my O ring for good. Suddenly my wife yells that some kids set off a giant firework outside. Relief cascades over my body. All was well. This time.

@themurderwave “This time”

@PerryALPHA @JamCristopher Grand Wizards 2028

@JamCristopher Wizards next year

Crazy era in the NBA

Brazil or USA

@MontyCantsin5 @aspiring_deer You had me at breast milk

@aspiring_deer You had me until "breast milk".

since so many people are asking, it's just a whole bunch of blueberries blended with guava juice and my breast milk and it's actually very yummy and healthy

@Nude_Gunray @BuryatLord He's finally mogged us all

Clavicular in 2040:

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

@donovanhitchens @WTF_RTs

@Blair_TankWatch Clean yer basement bucko!

this is the torture basement im not bragging, im not showing off im just trying to give you an idea of what the inside of my brain looks like

The Kniqqerbockers are at it again

@Howlingmutant0 @dsonoiki

@dsonoiki Get his ass

Elton John is gay btw. he’s a homosexual

@fox12oregon Same

Breaking Update: Teen swimmer dies after falling from jet ski at Meldrum Bar Park in Gladstone >> kptv.com/2026/06/14/tee…

@xG_Spark @JayTC53 They'd never allow it

@JayTC53 Petition to be the cover of FIFA 2027!

The European mind cannot comprehend. She's the spirit of America 🇺🇸

@nataliestwt Women are so angry that men want their pussy and it makes no sense.

you can tell when a guy has a dog just to get pussy and it’s deeply unattractive

@DrewVento They have no idea about anything man they live in a fantasy

Me and my faggot partner saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you wanted aids

@HardMenthol @NigBaby69 You don't say

@themurderwave @NigBaby69 Holy shit

Disclosure Day, but it’s about Scott Wiener not telling the 16 year old boy he’s molesting that he has AIDS

@TravLeBlanc @aimeeterese To be fair many addicts are also incapable of that moment of clarity whether it be comorbid cluster b or low iq.

There’s a thing with drug addicts called a “moment of clarity” where through the haze of addiction they think “What am I doing? I’m throwing away my life.” Sociopaths do not have moments of clarity where they think “Maybe I shouldn’t be a sociopath.” If they had to do it all over again, they would do it all the same but try to lie better.

Run from anyone who pretends cluster b personality disorders are treatable. They’re about as “treatable” as being a quadriplegic. You may learn to manage being in a wheelchair, but that’s not the same as walking. Cluster b personality disorders cannot be treated or recovered from. It’s a category error to suggest that they can.

@Hookahflow1 @Howlingmutant0 @YoungBoyBu42187 @FadeMFx

@Howlingmutant0 @YoungBoyBu42187 @FadeMFx Moron

Lebron James revealed that he spoke with the parents of 19 year old Karmelo Anthony and he will be donating $500k to help them with an APPEAL to bring Karmelo home 👀😬 "I believe everyone deserves a 2nd chance all he did was defend himself" "Im gonna wire them $500k tomorrow"