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I could solve a crime probably

A review of Dr. Bronner’s Citrus: mama likey.

Hamburger Hindrance

@JillMicki Just the fuckin’ worst.

Has “over the shoulder boulder holder” been cancelled?

Just had a killer therapy sesh. #nbd 🤜

Is using someone else’s hair elastics gross?

Skip the Fishes

@RJCity1 @KennethWReid The Hammer totally fucks. #notatypo

@KennethWReid It’s another Pittsburgh. So that’s fun.

Renee isn’t even from Hamilton, she’s from Ajax. And why put her on the poster like people are gonna come to see her wave?

The sheer amount of screen shots I’ve taken while trying to learn how to use my new phone……

I’m always interested in what celebrities name their children. Emma Roberts named her kid “Rhodes”.

There’s just so many Skarsgards.

I think Pazuzu was just misunderstood.

@RJCity1 Well? How did you respond?! #investedinyourjourney

Relearning how to play piano. Guys. Mozart was cheeky AF.

I heard the new type of Covid vaccine is flavour blasted or some shit.

Not a lot of babies named “Hugh” these days. #whatsupwiththat

@danmacrae Preach.

There’s an Audi dealership in Moose Jaw?!?

Patè all day.

Apples are the most faithful fruit.