mud cooper

@DrNikhilMD Hungry

BIG baby, BIG tongue, BIG organs, LOW sugar, HIGH tumor risk. Syndrome & cause?

You are never more vulnerable than trying to open food packaging with your teeth.

@Dr_SaebGaza .

If I vanish tomorrow, remember I begged the world with just a dot “.” If you're browsing, please leave a dot. It's just a dot.

@PuppiesIover Ham Bun

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@Bryan60112 If he does. That’s ok

This man do not look like that omg I’d sue tf out of y’all 😭😭😭😭😭

@InterestingSTEM Watching that movie right now

Who remembers this?

@iamkennethchan Great - even less motivation to go to the gym

Vancouver Park Board is planning to introduce pay parking at 8 community centres, parks, and golf courses, starting later in 2025. This could generate up to $3 million per year. #vanpoli #vanre dailyhive.com/vancouver/vanc…

When people say “roast beast” instead of “roast beef”

@bitajoudaki Same

They are the only reason I’m watching this show

Home is where you can properly clear your sinuses.

You should see what my autocorrect wanted me to say. Omg

Dads love microwaves.

@lSoldKenCrack The Judy Garland oz diet

tf is happening on that set

@NotTodayEric I thought it was garlic bread

Banana bread should be free for anyone having a bad day.

I get excited thinking someone text me and realize it’s a Ubereats notification.

Watching the hugs at the end on SNL makes me physically uncomfortable.

@bitajoudaki Omg lol not lol

Living in my apartment, I experience four distinct seasons: house centipede season, fruit fly season, spider season, and rats in walls season ❤️

Poo Pourri smells worse than Poop.

There’s speeding then there’s shit your pants speeding.

95 percent of Mikes physical ailments are blamed on a 1 yr period he wore cowboy boots in his 20’s