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@RoyalFamily @MilliePilks Nice outfit!

77 today! 🎈 Thank you for the kind words and well wishes on His Majesty’s Birthday. 📷 @MilliePilks / Sandringham Estate

@curiosityonx Musk town

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@CarneyPurr67561 @petercardwell @MarkJCarney Hi, I’m Sverker the movie cat from Sweden

Good day @petercardwell! My name is Nico Carney. I'm the pet cat to Canadian PM @MarkJCarney and the Purr Minister of Canada. I imagine it's too late for me to be in your upcoming book, "Political Animals" but if you ever make a sequel, could you please include me?

@VP And then he died, say no more…

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!

Trump fought the law and the law won.

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 rules for writing: ⁣ 1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.⁣ ⁣ 2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.⁣ ⁣ 3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.⁣ ⁣ 4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.⁣ ⁣ 5. Start as close to the end as possible.⁣ ⁣ 6. Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see what they are made of.⁣ ⁣ 7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.⁣ ⁣ 8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.⁣

Happy heavenly birthday, Rik 💫❤️ #RememberingRik #RikMayall #GoneButNotForgotten

@adrianmckinty Hopefully they’ll be a new Duffy novel soon! Love your books and your exquisite writing. And with all the talented Irish actors active right now, give us a tv serie as well ☘️

&, er, speaking of Sean Duffy... delighted to say that THE DETECTIVE UP LATE has been shortlisted for the 2024 BARRY AWARD for Best Novel thank you to the Barry judges and to the readers who nagged the shit out of me for 4 years on this platform to write this book! Sláinte

@Number10cat Eurovision Sweden

Heading into the weekend with a smile x

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Barry Keoghan you're not special. My cat loves to lick bathwater

no bc why does george look like Barry Keoghan

2023 års bästa film

Detta är ändå rätt hilarious Being Frank With Tucker youtu.be/WqPePWyduxQ?si… via @YouTube

@ChangFrick Ha ha ha Please do it!

Helt seriös fråga: Om jag och några investerare jag känner drar igång ett försäkringsbolag/bank med syfte att vara noll PK, be vänstermaffian dra åt helvete och göra ungefär tvärtemot ESG-reglerna - skulle du haka på och investera och/eller bli kund? Om vi går ihop ett gäng borde det vara möjligt, tänker jag.

43rd! Sweet Jaisus.

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Hur kunde så många kvinnliga förebilder, från Stina Wollter till Lady Dahmer, hamna i denna fascistoida sörja? @annaenachman fokus.se/kronika/det-fi…