Distracted by shiny things

@gunsnrosesgirl3 That there’s a dude in the sky called god

Can you think of any?

@sagarikaghose @BJP4India Well this is just sloppy and embarrassing by the masthead

Record numbers of Indians are trying to enter the US illegally. Most illegal migrants are from Gujarat where @BJP4India has ruled with massive majorities for almost 3 decades. #FactsMatter

@DavidShares @yzyupdates Looks a lot like the apartment in The Old Man

@yzyupdates His apartment

Kim talks about her struggles with parenting North West: “North, she’ll go to her dad’s, she’ll be like, dad, is the best! He has it all figured out. He doesn’t have a nanny, he doesn’t have a chef, he doesn’t have security, he lives in an apartment, and she’ll start crying, “WHY DON’T YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT!? I CAN’T BELIEVE WE DON’T HAVE AN APARTMENT!”

@KerbalNut @Rainmaker1973 Or even David Attenborough

@Rainmaker1973 Someone needs to do a lifelike AI recreation of this. Narrated by Richard Attenborough.

In 1663, the skull of a woolly rhinoceros was discovered along with the tusk from a narwhale & the front legs of a mammoth in Germany. This is how the “Magdeburg Unicorn” was assembled, one of the worst fossil reconstructions in human history [read more: buff.ly/3VqGAEC]

@HumansNoContext Butticle

What do you call this?

@a5h_ash @Rainmaker1973 Yep

@Rainmaker1973 Is the chicken frozen once wrapped?

Homemade Turkish chicken döner Fun fact: döner kebab is a dish of Turkish origin created and popularized in 1970s West Berlin by Turkish immigrants [📹 turkuazkitchen]

@TheUrgeToWander @LPTIJ Talk about adding insult to injury, that’s next level lazy 🤦‍♀️

@MachineGunMeow @LPTIJ The first part they’ve lifted, the bit about the resemblance to other gods, is out of context too! In my post I’m referring to a statue in an antique shop, nothing to do with the temple at all😅

Hey @LPTIJ your article - lepassagetoindia.com/experience-det… - has entire paragraphs lifted from my blog! Here's the link to my original post: theurgetowander.com/2015/11/24/hor… . Please have the courtesy to provide due credit. #Thanjavur

@Morbidful Ok but most people don’t raise their children in chains. Let them wild animals be.

In 2014, a Russian man, Sergey Grigoriyev, adopted a bear cub and raised it like “his child”. Four years later, after years of bonding, the bear rejected its daily food and proceeded to eat Sergey instead. When the Police arrived, all that remained of Sergey was a pile of bones.

@HumansNoContext Kewpie FTW

Ketchup isn't available, what are you adding to these?

@gunsnrosesgirl3 @thedudolf Always wonderful to see your work!

Ashamed, sad and devastated. #Referendum2023

@stats_feed I wish that was the price of petrol in Australia!

Gasoline price (liter): 🇭🇰 Hong Kong: $3.09 🇸🇬 Singapore: $2.89 🇮🇸 Iceland: $2.36 🇳🇱 Netherlands: $2.34 🇩🇰 Denmark: $2.24 🇮🇹 Italy: $2.20 🇨🇭 Switzerland: $2.19 🇳🇴 Norway: $2.16 🇬🇷 Greece: $2.16 🇫🇮 Finland: $2.13 🇫🇷 France: $2.12 🇧🇪 Belgium: $2.05 🇩🇪 Germany: $2.04 🇦🇹 Austria: $1.88 🇪🇸 Spain: $1.87 🇸🇪 Sweden: $1.84 🇨🇿 Czechia: $1.78 🇭🇺 Hungary: $1.77 🇵🇱 Poland: $1.49 🇹🇷 Turkey: $1.36 🇦🇺 Australia: $1.35 🇰🇷 South Korea: $1.29 🇿🇦 South Africa: $1.29 🇲🇽 Mexico: $1.28 🇨🇦 Canada: $1.24 🇯🇵 Japan: $1.22 🇬🇧 UK: $1.20 🇧🇷 Brazil: $1.17 🇮🇳 India: $1.16 🇵🇰 Pakistan: $1.15 🇺🇸 USA: $1.01 🇨🇳 China: $0.96 🇦🇪 UAE: $0.90 🇳🇬 Nigeria: $0.79 🇦🇷 Argentina: $0.69 🇮🇩 Indonesia: $0.65 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: $0.62 🇷🇺 Russia: $0.57 🇮🇷 Iran: $0.36 🇪🇬 Egypt: $0.33 🇰🇼 Kuwait: $0.27 🇻🇪 Venezuela: $0.02

@BoolioFan1 @PopCulture2000s It’s a riding crop

@PopCulture2000s am i missing something or can the other housewives just clearly see that the purple lady in the front is just clearly holding a golf club behind her back?

desperate housewives first season promo pictures 🔪🍎

@sierracatalina @NoContextHumans Also true for kleptos

@NoContextHumans a tidy person never leaves a room empty handed. before getting up to go to another room, look around and see what you can take with you.

@PriscillaPilon @SoVeryBritish Love me a reconnaissance bikkie

@SoVeryBritish Take a second biscuit and tip the one in the teacup sideways, lift up and eat both. 😉

How would you tackle this situation?

@Rainmaker1973 Straya!

There is no antidote for a blue-ringed octopus bite. However, if you can get a ventilator to breathe for you for 15 hours, you survive with no side effects [📷 Yusran Abdul Rahman]

@Rainmaker1973 I feel seen

Fun fact: even monkeys do not eat the banana fibrous threads and they accurately remove them before eating the fruit. [📹 jlatosha] twitter.com/SwiftlyWild/st…

@HumansNoContext White rice 🙈

What is yours?

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