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Thanks to @kthomson99 for one of the most hilarious birthday presents ever. Love ya buddy... v.cameo.com/o5pdwmYlucb

@XXLrgPopcorn That would be a massive error on his part. His agent should quit if he does opt out.

Opting out heading into a lockout year? Sure.

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@WhiteSoxJoy My elote buddy!

@MagnificentStan thought of you today 🫶🏻

We really are living in Idiocracy aren’t we?

@djj0404 @things_sox The funny part is both may wind up as utility guys in future seasons. Not because they lack the ability to be everyday dudes but because there's still gonna be a few more major dudes coming thru the system to take those roles.

@things_sox Those are the kind of guys you need to fill a team out when you have 3/4 sluggers like the Sox do

There will be people who will tell you Sam Antonacci and Chase Meidroth are average baseball players because they are contact-first guys who don’t slug and aren’t WAR darlings. For new baseball fans, these are intellectually lazy fans. Use your eyes to evaluate.

@_AlohaMrHand Diane! Say hello to my nieces!

@JordynneGrace @SeanRossSapp

@SeanRossSapp Me to my husband:

Expected, but huge

@CheapSeats411 I just threw up in my mouth a bit. 😘

“Pick me out a winner, Bobby.”

@kayydubbzz Us too. At one point my wife took a folding chair outside and sat in the driveway and watched the storm. We didn’t wind up getting much of anything. Shit touched down like 10 minutes north though. 🤷‍♂️

@MagnificentStan That’s how I spent my entire Thursday evening.

Anyone else a total fuckin' dork like me and is watching the storm chaser dude on Youtube?

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“I dunno if my banjo’ll work in the tornader!” -One of the dudes from Mumford & Sons, probably

@CheapSeats411 Who the heck is picking Summer Rental here?

The Great Outdoors or Summer Rental?

@CollsMahoney @omgsidewalks What's emotional maturity? That sounds fun.

@omgsidewalks Some people had emotionally mature parents?

People raised by emotionally mature parents, what's 1 phrase your parents used that you want other parents to know ??

@dlobrown75 Where’s his tag partner Furnace Alcove?

Does anybody have the #LoDown on what happened to AC Corner? 🤔

@OTD_in_WWE @83Weeks As much as I love Nash, mentioning a book written by Hitler probably could’ve gone differently.

Bischoff was asked by Trevor, an @83Weeks listener, if he would change anything about this segment, #OnThisDayInWWE 30 years ago: "Fuck no. Why would I do that? For God's sake, why would anyone do that? It was perfect" 🎙️ open.spotify.com/episode/3FCPaC…

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@WhiteSoxSuz Not digging my old timey boxer look?

@MagnificentStan Holy God!

QT a pic of you being you

@CollsMahoney You notice. All that matters

I’ve lost over 40 pounds and not one person has noticed.