Daniel Servi

@LightchainAI when is the main net launch

This NFL Toy Story game is hilarious. I feel like Disney+ had a meeting and some intern was probably like "maybe we should test it out before jumping straight to an actual NFL game" then the Disney executives just said "nah, f that! Let's do it this week."

@Toyota I'm trying to send a private message. It's not going through. Can you please message me?

@MeIsDanny Hi, Daniel. Thank you for bringing your experience to our attention. If you wish to discuss further, please send us a DM with your VIN. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Toyota customer service has gone down hill. Have an issue with my car that Toyota has admitted is an issue with the year & make of my car and had a recall for, but will not honor it because it's 6 months past the recall window. I think I am done buying #Toyota cars after this...

@Toyota I'd love to discuss further! Unfortunately, I already know the outcome. "There's nothing we can do" I talked on the phone to two of your reps and got the same answer. After buying nothing but #toyota cars in my life, it might be time for me to try out a #honda.

@Chase Would be great if mobile deposit ever worked...

These days, everyday tasks feel a little more…complicated. Like depositing a check. Helpful tip: Deposit checks virtually anytime, anywhere in the Chase Mobile® app. See how and learn more here: chase.com/digital/mobile…

Day I lost count of quarantine: I'm tweeting again.

Recently my wife got mad at me because I bought 20 pounds of #oatmeal from #Costco. She said that we will "never eat that much oatmeal. I took this as a challenge. A challenge that I now, after eating several bowls of oatmeal, am certain I will loose.

a realistic solution for the environment? DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER DON'T EAT ANIMAL PRODUCTS UNTIL DINNER

Wow, the #Phoenix @Suns are fun to watch! #nba #phoenixsuns

@imperfect_foods They are amazing!

@MeIsDanny Oh no, sorry for that mislabel 😅 Hopefully you enjoyed your giant pomegranates!

Everyone in Chicago: hopefully Mitch Trubisky can improve his accuracy... Mitch Trubisky: **first throw is to wide open receiver and is wildly inaccurate** 🤦🤦🤦 #chicagobears #Bears100

@WaddleandSilvy I'm looking forward to seeing Marcus Mariota in a @ChicagoBears uniform next year.

@FahggyDeighz Nah, I don't think he would attempt a stand-up comeback if he didn't know he was ready. He is already considered one of the best to ever do it. No way he comebacks if he didn't know it was time. I trust that.

Whenever anyone asks me who my favorite musician is, I always answer @TPAIN because it's the funniest answer I can give and have it taken seriously. The dude has 100 songs and every single one of them is about booty, the club or both.

@MattIsCabin Depends who the other team has as qb2 or who is on the waiver wire

Who wins this trade? Russel Wilson & Greg Olsen For Travis kelcie

Done did it again...

Chicago. Get your tickets for the Fantasy Meets Reality show on Sunday. Tickets are going faster than Tarik Cohen on a breakaway. beatkitchen.com/event/tw-event…

Today I got my dad drunk and payed him $20 to eat an entire lemon. Rind and peel included. #fathersday rules!